susanm31

People - The language you are talking about is called Scots. It's a legit language, not slang. Robert Burns wrote all of his work in it for fucksake! OP - There's a Scot's dictionary available online so you can write essays in it. Fellow Scots - Youse didnae ken that this is an… Read More

That map is wrong. Scotland, England and Wales all have equal marriage.

Ask any Scottish person what a pancake is and they'll describe something similar to an american pancake. Let's face facts, English pancakes are crepes (probably renamed because they dislike the French).

My 32nd birthday last year was spent having dinner with family then doing a midnight ghost walk all while recovering from my first week of chemo and radiotherapy.

We got Round the Twist in the UK too. I fucking loved that show, it's awesome theme tune is forever imprinted onto my brain.

Why does it say "Life’s hard north of the wall" under the headline? What wall? Hadrian's wall? Sorry, but that's nowhere near the actual Scottish/English border. If you think Hadrian's wall IS the border, well thanks for giving us some free land and shame on you… Read More

Well it is true if you're in Scotland. We don't really get the media's infatuation with UKIP. Their growing popularity over the border scares us.

Wasn't there a Toxic Avenger cartoon? I remember watching it in the 80s/90s.

If you're in Scotland alcohol is only allowed to be bought between the hours of 10am-10pm due to us having a different law system to the rest of the UK. Most places here also ban drinking on the streets, police will confiscate your alcohol and pour it down the drain if you're… Read More

Dear Denmark, I really like you and have admired your socialist democracy from over the North sea for years. If my divorce from England (and Wales/N. Ireland) comes through next september can we get to know each other better? Love from Scotland.