The 33 Most Brilliantly British Headlines Of All Time

    Britain. The land of cheeky seagulls, killer goldfish and people who kick terrorists in the balls.

    Patrick Smith
    by Patrick Smith

    BuzzFeed News Reporter, UK

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    reddit.com

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    Su Butcher @SuButcher

    RT @theJeremyVine: Never mind #Wimbledon, it's all kicking off in Henley: (via @PeteSchmidt78)

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    telegraph.co.uk

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    Flickr: jaypeg / Creative Commons / thecourier.co.uk

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    John Donoghue @JohnDonoghue64

    STOP PRESS: It's all kicking off in Bridlington...

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    marc riley @marcrileydj

    ITS ALL KICKING OFF ROUND HERE...

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    Twitter: @julesmattsson

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    Dave Throup @DaveThroupEA

    Yeah, it's all kicking off in my hometown! #malvern

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    folkestoneherald.co.uk

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    Jeremy Vine @theJeremyVine

    Its all kicking off in Huddersfield: " (via @TownTerrier)

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    edp24.co.uk

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    Lichfield Mercury / lichfieldmercury.co.uk

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    salisburyjournal.co.uk

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    Catrin Nye @CatrinNye

    Teen stole lamb and took it to Nandos #Wales

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    Northern Echo / sandsmediaservices.blogspot.co.uk

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    Marcher Lord @MarcherLord1

    It's all kicking off in Hampstead....

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    liverpoolecho.co.uk / Via sandsmediaservices.blogspot.co.uk

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    Carlisle News & Star / Via sandsmediaservices.blogspot.co.uk

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    news.stv.tv

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    Helen Chesshire @thechesshireset

    More quality billboardage from the Argus

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    Whit.by @Whit_by

    RT @FantasticAndy: It's all kicking off in #whitby.

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    Joe Ford @TheStonedRoses

    @vizcomic fuck me it's all kicking off in East Grinstead

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    Gordon Rae @socialtechno

    OMFG West Country crime! @theJeremyVine: It’s all kicking off in Somerset: (via @jfraseruk)

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    Twitter: @guardianstyle

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    Feef @HockeyFeef30

    It's all kicking off in East Lothian.

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    8. This one, via Cate Halpin.

    News Shopper @NewsShopper

    A real gem of a newspaper bill > RT @jonronson: RT @jonnot: The unluckiest man in London

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    Stuart Mair @leaburn

    RT @irvb: Its all kicking off in #shoreham

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    local.stv.tv

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    imgur.com / Via reddit.com

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    courier.co.uk

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    northdevonjournal.co.uk

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    hamhighbroadway.co.uk

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    Trinity Mirror / reddit.com