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River R. 
Baltimore, Maryland United States / Female
My name is River Jessica. Call me either one. This is a brief introduction, as i’m not dead and a biography isn’t necessary. I’m 19, lived in Baltimore my whole life. I’m just trying to find my place in this world, without getting too many papercuts.
View My Viral Dashboard ›- River thinks Happy Birthday, Maru! is Cute
- River thinks 35 Lifechanging Ways To Use Everyday ... is Win
- River thinks Kitten Gets The Hiccups is Cute
- River thinks Rihanna Discovers The Horror Of iPhon... is Cute
- River thinks 25 YouTube Comments That Are Actually... is LOL
- River thinks A Momma Husky And Her Tiny Puppy Playing is Cute
- River jammin
- River thinks This Newborn Penguin Chick Doesn'... is Cute
- River thinks 50 Unexplainable Photos Of Dogs is WTF
- River thinks Horse Kissing A Puppy is Cute
- River thinks 42 Unsolved Mysteries We'll Never... is Win & LOL
- River thinks Blake Shelton's Great Phrase For ... is Win
- River 9 months later, goatees.
- River thinks The Saddest Dick Clark Tweet is OMG
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Response to Rare Photo Of The Real Lisa Frank:
- River thinks Most Prolific Kid Ever On Sesame Street is Cute
- River thinks The Tragic Effect Of Being A Baltimor... is LOL
- River thinks A New Standard For Cuteness is Cute
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I CANNOT stand it when people do this! Ughhh! Grinds my gears!
- River thinks Michelle Obama And Bo Visit The Famil... is Cute
- River thinks BABY RIVER OTTER BEING WEIGHED is Cute
- River thinks 11 Animals Taking Bubble Baths is F@#$ Yeah!
- River thinks This Lady Is Addicted To Drinking Her... is WTF
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I think it's more “GQ Unabomber” than “Hipster Jesus”
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Response to 25 White Guys Who Just Don't Get It:
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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Response to '90s Middle School Contraband:
At my school, we couldn't bring sugar packets, because some kids decided to pretend it was cocaine and snort it.
- River thinks A Basset Hound Taking A Shower is Cute
- River thinks The Most Astounding Fact According To... is Win
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Response to Here, Have Some Baby Otters:
I love how baby otters look like cute little jerks!
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Response to Baby Sloth Learns To Climb - Cute:
Adorable at ignorant levels!
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Response to 20 Pampered Dogs In Baby Carriages:
#18 is adorabulz! And as a side note, I had a neighbor who put her dog in a carriage. The poor thing was paralyzed and used as a therapy dog so she would cart him around in a stroller from room to room during his therapy duties. So ,not all dogs are stuck in those things for fun.
- River thinks A Baby Sloth In A Onesie is Cute
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Response to The Most Perfect Corgi Ever:
Be still my heart.
- River White Pug Puppies and thinks it’s Cute
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Response to White Pug Puppies:
I love how they used the Sesame Street version of that song! (Also, I count 5 puppies)
- River Number 2 blew my mind wide open! Excu...
- River thinks The Littlest Parliamentarian is Cute
- River obviously a red squirrel and a blue s...
- River I blame that bitch Lisa Frank for this.
- River thinks Baby Polar Bear Plays In The Snow For... is OMG
- River thinks The Cutest Cuddle Puddle You'll S... is Cute
- River thinks The Guitar-Loving Golden Retriever is Cute
- River thinks Asymmetrical Corgi is Cute & OMG
- River thinks Best Retail Service Ever is LOL
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