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River R.

My name is River Jessica. Call me either one. This is a brief introduction, as i'm not dead and a biography isn't necessary. I'm 19, lived in Baltimore my whole life. I'm just trying to find my place in this world, without getting too many papercuts.

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River R. commented on A Definitive Ranking Of The Best Cartoon Dogs Of All Time
I wish Porkchop from Doug was on here ?
8/25/2018
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River R. commented on People Are Sharing The Stupidest Lies They've Ever Told And It's Relatable As Fuck
I’m 2007 In high school, I once pretended to dislocate my thumb to get out of gym practice. I told the school nurse I hurt it scrolling the wheel on my iPod.
6/17/2018
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River R. commented on I Finally Got Over My Anxiety of Being Bra Sized and My Boobs Have Never Felt Better
Something similar happened to me. I was sized as a 34B when I was 16 and I always wore that size.11 years later, I finally start to gain some weight and my bras don’t fit anymore. I went to get new bras and I knew I had to be sized, even though it made me uncomfortable I did it. Then…
5/20/2018
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River R. commented on What's The Funniest Lie You've Ever Told On Tinder?
I told them I couldn’t go out on a date because I was secretly the school mascot and I had to preform at the game that night...and every other Friday night.
4/10/2018
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River R. commented on Have You And Your Sibling(s) Neville Longbottomed?
Myself, my Mother and my Older sister proving that once again, the glo-up is real.
2/27/2018
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River R. commented on A White Fashion Designer Used The N-Word And People Are Pissed
I can’t stand people who commit atrocious acts and only apologize when they get called out for it. They aren’t sorry for what they did, they are sorry they got caught and have to answer for it.
1/24/2018
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River R. commented on 14 Ways To Make Shaving So Much Easier
I LOVE Stypic Pencils! They work for everything! Paper cuts too! You can actually get them at Wal-Mart for less than a $1 in the men's shaving section (bc women are such delicate flowers we never nick ourselves, obv.
7/16/2016
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River R. commented on What’s The Strangest U.S. State Fact You Can Think Of?
In Maryland, it's illegal to play the song 'Let's Get Physical' by Olivia Newton John in public.
6/7/2016
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River R. commented on 16 Struggles All Smokers Can Relate To
Smokers honestly have enough guilt without all the hate in this comment section. I understand a lot of the points made here, but how is a smoker on their lunch break supposed to know that someone walking by has asthma? I bet if you asked them to move nicely because it bothers you,…
2/24/2016
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River R. commented on What's The Funniest Reason You've Cried While On Your Period?
I cried and had a full on meltdown because my father ate my leftovers. I ended up kicking a bedroom door, breaking the mirror on the other side and then I cried some more because I broke a mirror and would have 7 years bad luck.
11/22/2015
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