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John Winskowicz

I do things on the internets [both legal and tasteful] and get paid for it.

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NYC / Male / 25

  • The Sexy Pilgrim

    Sit back and listen to the smooth R&B stylings of the Sexy Pilgrim as he sings about Thanksgiving and…Muscle Milk? Oh, and gurl? You're welcome.

  • Naked Nerds

    24 nerds in London are stripping down for Nude London Tech, a charity calendar that will feature 24 portraits of naked techies. Proceeds go to help further IT projects for students in India. But for real, I think we'll be the ones benefitting. Click here to buy the calendar.

    Naked Nerds

    Link: huffingtonpost.com

  • Stop Playing With Me

    Diedre Shores won The Today Show's Kid Reporter contest the other day. And the news literally shocked her into silence before she exploded in high decibel fashion. But to be fair, I'd probably act the same way around Al Roker. He's so dreamy.

  • Link: 3 Year Old Only Speaks Klingon

    d'Armond Speers, a father from Minnesota, decided to only speak to his son in Klingon. For three years. I bet d'Armond will regret this decision when he's shelling out massive amounts of cash to cover the therapy his kid will need after getting pounded during recess everyday.

  • Sports Columnist Literally Eats His Words

    Rick Morrissey, sports columnist for The Chicago Tribune, predicted in 2007 that Bulls center Joakim Noah would be no good for the team. He wrote “Please clip and save this column. If I'm wrong three years down the line about Noah, I'll douse it in salsa and eat it.” Now that Noah is performing well, Morrissey followed through with his promise and ate his column. The victory dance starts at the 4:00 mark. (via)

  • If You Like Crocs…

    …then Amazon has some suggestions for you. Not gonna lie, though, that Oreo pizza looks like it would change me for the better.

    lol
    If You Like Crocs...

    Link: juliasegal.tumblr.com

  • Katt Williams' Legal Woes

    Katt Williams allegedly stole about $4,000 worth of jewelry and coins from an Atlanta home. Oh, and he also might have held a 17 year old boy hostage in his house. So basically, Katt isn't having the best of days right now.

  • 1987 National Aerobic Championships

    Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you The Bad Boys from The San Francisco Bay Club. It's going to take me awhile to clear the living room out, but I definitely think it will be worth it. Two more spots open…

  • MTV's Jersey Shore

    MTV has a new “reality” show on the horizon. And lucky us! It's about the Jersey shore! As an FYI, that's real enthusiasm right there. This show has the potential of being the funniest, douchiest thing on television ever. Period. DVR is set.

  • Fastest Goal In Soccer Ever

    Saudi striker Nawaf Al Abed scored what people are calling the fastest goal in a professional soccer match ever, officially clocking in at 2 seconds. That little dance they do after scoring the goal is so cute. Nawaf and his team ended up winning the game, 4-0.

    omg


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