I don't shave more than an inch above the knee because the hair there is blonde and fine, and I'm just not concerned about it at all. It's all but invisible -- which is in stark contrast to the long, dark, thick hair that grows below the knee.
If anyone gets me safety pin earrings, rhinestone-accented or not, I'm fucking throwing hands. And stabbing that person with the earrings over and over until they bleed.
Do not get me this shit.
As a Millennial, I'd just like to point out that a good many of us, while still saddled with backbreaking student loan debt, do actually have well-paying jobs -- and even careers! -- with a 401(k), a checking account, and a savings account. Many of us are well into our 30s and creeping…Â
Millennial, but...
15. I feel like I'm a loud yawner. Sorry.
28. Learn to write cursive, for Christ's sake, it's not that hard.
30. I know way too many Millennials who are like, "I just don't have time for recycling..." Uhm, it takes literally just as much time as throwing something…Â
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