Matt Bellassai made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Dec 06! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Matt Bellassai's account to make one post each, in which case Matt Bellassai should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Matt Bellassai! Here's to 50 more!
Matt Bellassai has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on Aug 04! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Matt Bellassai has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on Aug 05! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Matt Bellassai has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Aug 08! More people have looked at Matt Bellassai's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)
Matt Bellassai has received more than 1,000,000 views to one of their posts on Oct 13! This is a phenomenal amount of views. More people have viewed Matt Bellassai's post than currently live in the state of Rhode Island. Wow.
Something Matt Bellassai posted got over 100000 views on Pinterest! That is even more views than there are scented candles to keep your home fresh and colorful. That's also deeply impressive. Well done, Matt Bellassai.