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Two similar quizzes, both times I'm told I was born in January or February. Wrong.

I wish he got a stylist, his wardrobe choices are a 4/10.

To be fair, Rita Ora was Oompa-Loompa-fishing

Retiring at 40 is bullshit, especially if you're living on your spouse's income. You should be working and contributing to your retirement fund instead of relying on a golden goose.

I sleep alone in queen-size bed. I only wash my sheets every two weeks: I sleep one week on the left side and one week on the right side of the bed.

I interpreted her comment as Ukrainian / Eastern European sex dolls being poorly made, not a comment about women in general. So it's insulting to their craftsmanship in the sex industry really lol

I remember Nicky Minaj sharing the stage with Ariana Grande and Jessie J. The front of her dress had split open before she came on stage and she awkwardly held onto it for the entire performance to avoid flashing the audience.

Buzzfeed: get rid of the rice cooker, go buy an actual blowtorch.

If I remember correctly, you were told not to get in the car at gunpoint, because the way to look at it was that your chances of getting shot at for not obeying was 50 % ( like flipping a coin), then there was a 50 % chance that a bullet being shot would hit you and there was a 50… Read More

I try to match his tone, too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1qvsQ3v3JE