As told by a series of stock photo moms.
What happened to “Woman inherits the earth?”
The definitive guide to cleaning your entire place in less than an hour. Dancing optional but encouraged.
Walk away from the light!
Step 1: Hire a photographer to follow you around at all time. Who is always taking pictures of those girls?
Put down your red cup for a few seconds.
May its yellowing seeds in rows like decaying pumpkin teeth not give you nightmares tonight.
Where’s the Transmogrifier that can turn me into a person with a job?
There’s nothing more grown-up than getting personalized stationary. Or a Roth IRA, but…you know, baby steps.
Just some of your favorite celebs and their totally not-strange-sounding names.
Time to separate the Dr. Frank N. Furters from the Dr. Frank N. FAKERS.
Check off the books you’ve read on the all-White, all-male reading list of Twitter’s favorite literary snob. From GuyInYourMFA.com
We all know him, the literary hipster who likes his books by Kerouac and his alcohol on the rocks. Here are gift ideas if you manage to get one of them away from their typewriter long enough to open it. Inspired by @GuyInYourMFA
Tweets courtesy of @GuyInYourMFA.
Re-watch “Chamber of Secrets” and you’ll realize that it’s easily the flimsiest of all the Potter films . All of these observations of dumb shit are with regards to the movie.
Our unique heroine is special. She’s going to start a rebellion.
A Whole New World? Yawn. Disney has some hidden gems and they should be your new summer anthems.