I love posts like this where the conservatives come out of the woodwork spewing the kind of emotional (and irrelevant) retorts that I used to use in grade school. It genuinely makes me laugh.

I’m no football fanatic by a longshot but this is embarrassingly shoddy. I’m hoping it’s supposed to be funny, but even if it is…it fails at that as well. Get it together Buzzfeed.

Brb running around my apartment close to walls, armed with spray.

Lol’ing at that quote in conjunction with clever placement of ‘heiress,’ bravo Elle!

DAMN he looks good. Also, didn’t know Pete Doherty was a Lawrence brother.

He leaves so much to be desired as a human being but I have to admit that his talent is immense.

“Her second marriage was a grand success, the marriage everyone longs for-until it wasn’t.” from Granta 117, Horror. Bahahahahaha.

I’m normally very wary of the way rape is thrown around, but I don’t think this was one of those times. Not a Tosh moment, if you will.

Meh. I fail to see why this is such a big deal. It’s not like she was Heidi Klum status, and even if she were, what’s so stellar about dropping out of an industry that is notoriously difficult? Good for her if she’s happy, but…something about all of this reads like a giant cry for the attention that she doesn’t receive in her current lifestyle choice.

People also forget how fucking short she is. She’s pregnant, already curvy, and has no height to her. Any weight gain will look super significant. Apparently she should just stop eating, I guess.