17 Pregnancy Horror Stories That Will Make You Cringe Then Laugh
"My father saw me topless. Boobs flapping in the wind, giant darkened nipples and all."
1. "My obstetrician ended up being my high school boyfriend's father. Mid cervical exam he said, 'So this is what my son was getting into.'”
2. "I ate something that didn't agree with me, so I tried to poop but couldn't. Suddenly, with my pants still down by my ankles, I turned around and threw up into toilet. I threw up so forcefully that I pooped at the same time all over the floor."
3. "I was in line at the bank when both straps of my sundress simultaneously broke, causing the dress to fall completely off."
4. "I work at a Starbucks, and when I was approaching my due date a regular customer told me I 'looked ripe' and that pregnancy 'looked good on me.' Gross."
5. "I was nine months pregnant and decided to have sex to try to start labor."
6. "I couldn’t even speak I was so mad."
7. "I peed myself in line at a packed Nike outlet store. I had to nod and smile while everyone standing around me stared. Dead inside, I checked out, left, and cried all the way to the car and for three days straight afterward."
8. "I was induced with my son, so they had a student doctor come in during the labor process to check how dilated I was. The first time he tried to check he ended up sticking his fingers up my butthole!"
9. "I'm embarking on the parenting journey solo, and as a result, I used a sperm bank and local fertility clinic to do the insemination."
10. "I let out a fart while showering that was so heinous I threw up and peed. I then cried for good measure."
11. "In my third trimester I got ocular migraines. Basically, out of nowhere, I would start to see spots and flashes of light that would temporarily blind me for 30 minutes to an hour."
12. "I was 30 weeks pregnant when I got the stomach virus from hell and ended up in the ER with dehydration."
13. "I had morning sickness while my husband was driving us home, so I made him pull to the side of the road. I ran out of the car and puked so hard that I peed and pooped myself."
14. "I'm a waitress, and when I was pregnant a female customer got shit faced drinking white zinfandel and basically molested my belly."
15. "I was eight months pregnant with my third child and had to give a urine sample at the doctor's office."
16. "My belly button was sort of an outie before pregnancy, but when I got pregnant it really popped out. A sleazy car salesman co-worker of mine walked by my desk and told me my belly button was sexy. I still get shivers thinking about it."
17. "My husband had a boys' night out that ended with him throwing up when he arrived home, and he locked himself in our only bathroom."
Responses have been edited for length and clarity.