Dropping my child off on the first day of school. First outing after having major abdominal surgery. Swollen as all hell and another parent congratulated me on my pregnancy.
My in laws refused to smile/look at the camera in any wedding photos that didn’t include my BIL’s girlfriend (who my husband and I did NOT care for) because they were convinced the two of them would get married. They did get married but later divorced due to her multiple affairs.…
How much I resented my partner. The lack of sleep, impatience with each other, lack of sex, changes in my body, division of parenting and adulting tasks really took a tool on our relationship. I never thought about divorcing my husband as much as I did that first year.
I was extremely short of breath after having my gallbladder removed and insanely bloated. Resident came in and told me I wouldn’t be so short of breath if I exercised regularly and recommended gastric bypass. Didn’t look at my chart or leaking incisions, didn’t ask if I had this issue…
The pasta cooker is LEGIT. I need a recipe for ice and still manage to burn it and *I* can cook pasta to perfection. Use that bad boy 2+ times a week to whip up something quick for dinner. Love.
Viola’s delayed reaction to getting hit in the groin gets me EVERY time. “Ooooohhhhh, it BURNS!!!”
And the tampons. “It absorbs right up!” my sisters and I would say that at least once a month. I adore this movie.
@buzzfeedisignorant What part of that statement led you to believe I’m young? Hint: I’m not. I’m not a history buff, but Eric Gardner (selling loose cigarettes) Trayvon Martin (walking in his own damn neighborhood) and Botham Jean (literally minding his business in his own home) are…
My father gave me and my husband a joint Christmas present. No big deal, except it was a gift card to a lingerie store. Two and a half weeks after I had a baby via c-section and leaking all kinds of things out of all kinds of places.
Adoption is EXPENSIVE and not the magic bullet. There are home visits, state and federal lists and licensing that all need to be kept current for AGES while waiting for a baby that could take months of waiting a heartache.
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