22 People Who Will Actually Make America Great Again
Dirty Chicken Wang 4 president.
I'll be damned if I vote for another CAREER POLITICIAN.
And YOU MUST THINK I'M AN IDIOT if you'd think I'd vote for the host of REALITY TV SHOW.
There's got to be a better way.
I WANT TO VOTE for someone who will actually INNOVATE.
A person who can make SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING.
And a person who HAS A VISION and can EXECUTE it right.
I want a president who CARES ABOUT ELDERLY PEOPLE and Medicare stuff.
A president who can START SOMETHING and FINISH IT.
A president who can FIX the automotive industry.
And a president WHO CARES about our nation's agricultural industry.
Call me crazy, but I want a president who is COOL.
A president who REALLY CARES what people THINK.
A president who can pick up the scraps and MAKE SOMETHING GREAT.
And a president who can FEED THE POOR.
I want a president who will make ISIS wish it NEVER EVEN HAPPENED.
A president who will GET SHIT DONE.
A president who KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE to be part of the REAL working class.
And a president who will PROTECT our classified information and KEEP US SAFE.
I want a president who TAKES CARE OF our wildlife.
A president who CARES ABOUT EVERYONE regardless of their past.
A president who isn't afraid to EXPRESS THEMSELVES.
And a president who can DO IT ALL.
Someone who will make me say #IMWITHER.
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, pelican lady.
Or maybe the president should just be a 6-year-old kid.
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