Ugh…I die. Perfect. This list…just perfect.

A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius was SO. HORRIBLE. I couldn’t finish it. I tried really hard but I just couldn’t do it. It was so self-aware and so pretentious. “MTV lit” definitely sums it up and unfortunately it did not do it for me

Haters gon’ hate, but I fucking LOVE ANNE HATHAWAY! I would be friends with her in an instant. I’d be that friend that keeps wanting to fight all the haters, but her being the classy woman that she is wouldn’t let me. “Ignore them,” she’d say. “You can’t please everyone, so why waste your time.” “Fuck that!” I’d reply. “I’m going to fuck them all up!! You are a saint and I will defend your honor!”

Robin Hood and Jake from Rescuers Down Under….ugh swoooon!!

I love this. Absolutely love this, so fucking much! This seriously made my day. I want to be friends with this chick. Her sisters need to man the fuck up if they can’t handle it because really, you’re going to encounter a lot of bosses like this.

Me toooo!!! So damned much!!

How??!! I mean…just how?!?! I can understand knee and ankle injuries from landing wrong but how does someone’s shin bone just SNAP like that?!?!

All the commentary on here about whether this is “art” or just “pretentious” and all I can think of is…”what if she gets gassy??” Like seriously?! Is that part of the show?? What if she has to pee or poop?? I mean, is she wearing a diaper? That box must smell horrible by the time the museum closes! And how in the world can u sleep when you’re being observed by all those people?! Ugh I’m getting anxious just looking at the photos!!

Thank you. I truly needed this!

OMG get out of my brain!!!! This is EXACTLY how I felt when I first watched Casper!! And then Now and Then, and finally Little Giants!! I had tween butterflies in my stomach the entire time I was reading this article! Ugh…be still, my aching heart…