Arguing about wearing the mask. In the time that they’ve made a scene and waited for the manager to tell them the EXACT same thing, they could be on their way enjoying their products.
My mom who is a lesbian picked my name out of a hat. My name is a combination of previous ex girlfriends. It doesn't even fit on a drivers license so I have a legal name and a full name. It sucks whenever I have to do important things like flying, doing my taxes, or getting a job…Â
This is Beau
Better known as : Beau folk ,Booty, booboo, pretty girl, the queen of shade, "get you as down", "you must think money grows on tree", and "this bitch".
I went to a family reunion to which my mom assured me everyone knew and that she was SURE that there would be something for me to eat. I get there STARVING (it was a 2 hour drive but I didn't want to spoil my appetite and then call me stuck up.) I get there and my cousin my cousin…Â
This is our dog brow sugar. She does by Sug(Shug). We also have a bird named Alex Cross, named after the James Patterson character. We call him Mr. Cross.
I met this guy. I wasn't really interested because he seemed strange. He was tall, dark, with a thick southern accent. After his persistence, I finally called him for a late night booty call. Fast forward, we're at my house I have school in a few hours and he says "I'm gonna put my…Â
My ex sent me a Dick pic. And when I put my old memory card into my new phone all of my downloaded music had a picture of his penis as the album cover art bc it was downloaded all of the downloaded content had his penis on it. I had to discreetly listen to music until I got fed up…Â
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