His name is Joe Joe and he’s a very messy eater.
Because the end is only just the beginning.
One way or another, Violet will stop them.
Need a best friend? No pawblem.
Because a middle-ground does not exist.
Does the game wear on you?
Putting the “ass” in “JurASSic.”
Because nobody goes to college to study.
How similar do they really look?
Look in the mirror. There’s your nemesis.
ESPNW provides cryptic fantasy football player rankings designed to be “easily understood” by women. H/t Adweek.
Because there’s nothing wrong with wanting the best of both worlds.
Because who wants to get drunk with the enemy?.
His name is Spike and he’s the boss.
Because it’s not all hashtags and filters.
His howl is the single greatest noise you’ll hear all week.
Quit camping ya n00b and read this list.