Because who wants to get drunk with the enemy?.
His name is Spike and he’s the boss.
Because it’s not all hashtags and filters.
His howl is the single greatest noise you’ll hear all week.
Quit camping ya n00b and read this list.
It’s not “missing out” if you didn’t want to be there in the first place.
Let’s be honest: who’s ACTUALLY always there for you?
These are members of an elite hook-up squad known as the Special Victims Unit.
A time when “sack” and “strip” won’t make you blush.
Turbo is back and his new cart might be even cooler than his old one. h/t KERO Bakersfield
Because sometimes people just don’t photosynthesize with each other.
It’s time to welcome the death of summer.
“You’re small, it will definitely hold your weight…”
Because they deserve only the best.
If your friends were jealous of your parents, you know who you are.
Because the highest point in New York State IS NOT a skyscraper.
Focus on the little things, they told me.
Mirror, mirror, in this post: what’s the film you love the most?
Get up. Stand up. Stand up if you’re a cat.