Need a best friend? No pawblem.
Because a middle-ground does not exist.
Does the game wear on you?
Putting the “ass” in “JurASSic.”
Because nobody goes to college to study.
How similar do they really look?
Look in the mirror. There’s your nemesis.
ESPNW provides cryptic fantasy football player rankings designed to be “easily understood” by women. H/t Adweek.
Because there’s nothing wrong with wanting the best of both worlds.
Because who wants to get drunk with the enemy?.
His name is Spike and he’s the boss.
Because it’s not all hashtags and filters.
His howl is the single greatest noise you’ll hear all week.
Quit camping ya n00b and read this list.
It’s not “missing out” if you didn’t want to be there in the first place.
Let’s be honest: who’s ACTUALLY always there for you?
These are members of an elite hook-up squad known as the Special Victims Unit.