AmandatheSpoon

My early teen years were obsessed with Chris Jericho and the Hardy Boyz. With a litte Shannon Moore and Christian thrown in later

The last thing I told my friend Angie was "Okay honey,I love you, I'll see you later" at 3 am. We got a call at 8 am that she was dead. Not hurt, not dying, dead. She was pronounced on the scene when the EMT arrived. We eventually found out it was what the called a "super massive… Read More

coming from a creature thst loses its mind, screeching, flailing and twice as emotional when sports are on? Get bent

I'm sure you've read the (completely made up)little inspirational story about the donkey that falls down a well and cries, the farmer thinking he is old and will be useless anyway, decides to BURY IT ALIVE and then gets neighbors to freaking help! The donkey shakes off the dirt and… Read More

For 3 years, I worked the Thanksgiving, Black Friday and Christmas Eve shift at Walgreens. People would fist fight over the gifts sets and hand stuff to thier kids and the kids would run out of the store, and parents would act like they didn't speak english. I also did 2 years at… Read More

Now you're fat, divorced and broke. Good luck.

I hated my freckles growing up, and I still do. All my friends have beautiful skin that's all one color. I was bullied because of my freckles and even as an adult guys ask "What's wrong with your skin?" This is really ridiculous

this goes both ways, just because I'm friendly to a guy I think is attractive, does not mean he owes me sex. Men aren't machines I put friendship coins in and expect a sex prize. I can't complain about being friend zoned when he just isn't into me, but we do get along and are friends.… Read More

Maggie Grace played Wendy, we didn't really think she would out live Robin Williams.

I got my first period at church. Along with my first cramps. It was just after church and my parents were in a meeting for parents of the kids in youth. So, my brother seeing me act differently, convinced I was sick, asked the pastor to pray for me. Which he did.