The Deer Hunter, aged 8. Seeing Christopher Walken in anything, including the hilarious SNL “More Cowbell” sketch, always reminds me of the Russian roulette scene.
If you’re adding pasta to a soup, cook it separately until done, then let it sit in the pasta water for an hour, or until it roughly doubles in size. This will prevent the pasta from sucking up all your broth and making the soup too thick.
Embrace this moment
Remember
We are eternal
All this pain is an illusion
“Parabola” by Tool
This lyric, more than the teachings of any mindfulness guru, helps me get out of my own head and appreciate what’s before me.
Chugged two double martinis and clogged an indistinctly marked men’s room toilet by knocking my period pad off my panties into the toilet and then flushing. It looked like a massacre happened in that stall. I had to tell a waiter that “someone” clogged the toilet. I’m pretty sure…
Via text: "I would spend the rest of my life with you, if only you liked anal sex."
Flash forward five years and he emails me apologizing, asking me to marry him because "anal isn't that important to me anymore." I didn't even reply to the email.
Earlier this year, I decided to adopt an older cat. When I met Princess, aged 14, she licked my hand and I immediately knew she was the one. As I was finalizing the adoption paperwork, a shelter volunteer told me someone had paid her adoption fee for me, because he also wanted an…
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