1. When he made this amazing joke about his acting:

2. That time he invented a game called Frozen Blackjack, which involves players pouring ice water down each other's pants:

3. When he talked about immediately telling his mom after losing his virginity:

4. When he took this compliment with humility and grace:

5. The time he and Anthony Mackie sneakily did a secret handshake during an interview:
6. When he saw Chris Pine and this was his first response:

7. When he picked up a catchphrase from his toddler nephew:

8. When he knew the mustache was a bad look, but he wore it for the craft:

9. The time he revealed what he really thinks about being mistaken for other famous Chrises:

10. When he gave very well-thought-out reasons for why he was like Belle from Beauty and the Beast:

11. And when he laughed at Anthony Mackie's joke so hard he fell out of his seat:

12. The time he saw that Black Panther was about to win the Oscar he was presenting, so he did a little fist pump:
13. When he knew immediately that he could easily vault six feet:

14. When he started a countdown on Twitter for when he would get to see his dog again:
One month away...
15. That time he couldn't handle how cute Mini Thor was:

16. The time he got way too serious about team flip cup:
17. When he called out Avengers Family Feud for not being family-friendly:

18. The time his brother, Scott, revealed the worst prank Chris ever played on him:

19. The four different times he's brought a family member to the Oscars:

20. When he low-key bragged about his extensive Disney knowledge:

21. And finally, that time he shared this amazing old headshot with us:
Loving all the birthday wishes!! This is my gift in return Last of the #TBT headshots This is the crown jewel In case you were wondering, yes, that IS a velour, Sean John track suit It’s amazing I’m even alive given my knack for making the absolute worst decisions imaginable