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    14 Times Chris Evans' Dog Was The Only Reason I Signed On To Twitter

    *Mo'Nique voice* I would like to pet it.

    1. When Chris Evans and his dog, Dodger, matched color schemes:

    Kinda stole Dodger’s color scheme on set today.

    2. When Dodger was cradled like a baby in Chris's big, beefy arm hole:

    3. When Dodger sat like THIS:

    The longer I stare at this the better it gets

    4. When Dodger made this face:

    5. And then hit us with those puppy dog peepers:


    This is the moment we met. He was trying so hard to stay seated even though he desperately wanted to get out. I knew right away that he was coming home with me, so I took this video to always remember our first hello. Rescue dogs are the best dogs!! #NationalPetDay

    7. And then when Chris shared this ~rare footage~ of him calling Dodger "Benny":

    In honor of #LoveYourPetDay here’s some extremely rare footage of me calling Dodger ‘Benny’. That’s the name the shelter gave him when he came in as a stray. He was there for about a month. I can’t believe no one snagged him sooner! This is our first ‘hangout’ at the shelter.

    8. When Dodger hadn't pooped yet that day:

    Could I interest you in a walk since you haven’t yet pooped today, Your Majesty?

    9. When he wished Chris Pratt happy birthday while peeing on the Star-Lord's fire hydrant:

    Happy birthday @prattprattpratt from me and this giver of zero f*cks. We hope you’re getting showered with affection today.

    10. AND WHEN HE SANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    This is Dodger’s stuffed lion. He loves it. He brings it everywhere. If you press it’s paw, it sings. Today, Dodger decided to join in.

    11. AND KEPT SINGING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    12. Basically, I love Dodger.

    13. Chris Evans loves Dodger.

    Happy Valentine’s Day from this pair of dysfunctional codependents.

    14. And Dodger loves Chris Evans.