1. A self-watering, self-aerating high-drainage planter so even if you confuse whether irises or succulents need more water, you're still in the clear.
2. An eight-second, lamellar rinse-out treatment from L'Oreal for shinier, healthier, and silkier hair in, well, eight seconds.
3. A pair of comfy blue-light–blocking glasses designed to help reduce eye strain, fatigue, and headaches. Because if we're not gonna stop staring at screens, we might as well feel like professional hackers on an Ocean's Eleven-type mission.
4. A concentrated, allergen spray will help reduce the presence of airborne and surface allergens from pets, mites, and more. Because no one should feel like they're allergic to their own home.
5. A 2-in-1 matte primer and setting spray from Rimmel so your fiercest looks last all day. No shine, no melting, no problem!
6. A wine wand for making tannin-induced hangovers magically disappear! Purify your Malbec in minutes and say goodbye to headaches and upset stomachs.
7. A nail polish holder because giving yourself a manicure shouldn't make you feel like a kindergartener accidentally coloring outside of the lines. Just pop this on two of your fingers, and you'll have sturdy and dependable access to your nail polish.
8. An ergonomically designed scalp massager that'll help soothe psoriasis, ease itchiness, and provide soothing sensations during your shower.
9. A grooming rake with rotating metal teeth to get all your fur baby's excess hair, which means it won't end up on your couch, carpet, and clothes.
10. A hair thinner and cutter so you can shape your hair in between salon visits...or when you're bored and have fallen into an asymmetrical-bob-based YouTube hole.
11. A pair of silicone grips if your glasses hurt your ears or slip-n-side all day long.
12. A no-pull dog harness that'll curb your pup's instinct to take you on a walk instead of the other way around.
13. A sugar-softening brown bear because your banana bread recipe calls for 3/4 cups, not one to two brick-hard lumps.
14. A mini speaker with max volume potential for park dates in need of a soundtrack. And don't be scared to take it to the beach because this lil' guy is water-resistant.
15. A powerful shower-cleaning spray that doesn't require any scrubbing! Just spray your shower at night and rinse it clean the next day. No more soap scum, grim, oils, mold or mildew stains for you.
16. A bottle of Poo-Pourri toilet spray so when you go to do your business, it stays *your* business. Just spray a few times into the bowl before you go, and leave the bathroom smelling like a spa since Poo-Pourri is actually made of essential oils!
17. A multifunctional dog supplement if your furry friend could use some immunity support, improved gut health, and so much more.
18. Maybelline's Instant Age Rewind concealer will help you create a flawless canvas for all the bold looks you've been dying to experiment with. Dark circles? We don't know her.
19. A sturdy ab wheel for a core workout you can take with you! If nothing else, it'll make you better at lengthening your body to lounge on the couch.
20. A pet hair remover so good you might not recognize your couch after just one use! And because it doesn't use disposable adhesive strips, you can use this thing over and over and over and over and...
21. A mini waffle maker that'll cook way more than just mini waffles. I mean, there's mini paninis, mini cookies, mini pizzas, mini...okay, I think you get it.
22. An ice roller to help freeze muscle pains right in their tracks! Just pop it in the freezer then roll it over your eyelids, neck, and back for some body ache (or heat) relief.
23. Roku Express — get all your streaming needs met in one tiny remote. Just cozy up on the couch and get ready to be impressed by all the shows and movies now at your fingertips.
24. A coconut water face cream packed with electrolytes and minerals to wake up and hydrate your skin. Get ready for a fresh-faced look!
25. Full body fishnet stockings so you feel sexy and covered from head to toe.
26. A hair finishing stick if you need some help slicking down flyaways for a flawless finish. And because it's made with natural ingredients, you'll be moisturizing your hair too!
27. Or an edge control gel for more coarse and curly flyaways and baby hairs!
28. A hydrating mini lipstick pigmented to offer the ultimate payoff if you need a secret weapon that'll add a bold touch to any look.
29. Nuud anti-odorant — an 100% natural way to effectively prevent funky armpit smells. I know what you're thinking, but this one actually works!
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