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The Hardest Game Of "F#@K, Marry, Kill" You'll Ever Play

Now featuring BuzzFeed's new ~poll~ function!

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Spencer Althouse
by Spencer Althouse

BuzzFeed Staff

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Arielle Calderon
by Arielle Calderon

BuzzFeed Contributor

We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us the hardest round of "F#@K, Marry, Kill" they could think of. Here's the heartbreakingly difficult quiz.

1. Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, and Kristen Wiig

NBC
CBS
NBC

Submitted by Hillary Gawlik (Facebook)

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  1. Who would you rather marry?

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  1. Who would you rather kill?

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2. Harry Potter, Edward Cullen, and Christian Grey

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Summit Entertainment
Focus Features

Submitted by alanas4.

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    Harry Potter
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3. Monica, Rachel, and Phoebe

NBC
NBC
NBC

Submitted by skarej.

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    Monica
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4. Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, and Chris Hemsworth

Marvel
20th Century Fox
Marvel

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5. Jessica Lange, Angela Bassett, and Sarah Paulson

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FX

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6. Jesse Pinkman, Walter White, and Saul Goodman

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AMC

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  1. Who would you rather kill?

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7. Emma Watson, Jennifer Lawrence, and Anna Kendrick

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NBC
Ellen TV

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  1. Who would you rather marry?