"Fancy a sneck lifter?" – I'm about to give you an alcoholic drink so strong it could strip paint.
Please don't order omelette and chips.
That smell genuinely cures all hangovers.
It will always be The Cav.
Just carry on until you reach the Lake District. There's nothing to see here.
Let the Hill vs Bailey battle commence.
Only the very best people are brought up on corned beef hash.
Because gravy goes with everything.
From Morecambe to Ormskirk and Fleetwood to Nelson, we're heading down th'memory lane.
Sit thee down and 'ave a gander at this 'ere quiz. Will you be oreyt, or a load of tosh?