"Fancy a sneck lifter?" – I'm about to give you an alcoholic drink so strong it could strip paint.
Just carry on until you reach the Lake District. There's nothing to see here.
Only the very best people are brought up on corned beef hash.
From Morecambe to Ormskirk and Fleetwood to Nelson, we're heading down th'memory lane.
Sit thee down and 'ave a gander at this 'ere quiz. Will you be oreyt, or a load of tosh?