Samantha 213

Literally failed and I almost died and I almost lost my son in the process too. They allegedly didn’t diagnose me properly or ever. Tell me that despite all the tests and appointments I had that they thought I had preeclampsia. Thank God I was close enough to a state with some of… Read More

Taylor Swift, Fall Out Boy, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Olivia Rodrigo, Alec Benjamin, Stevie Wonder, Eminem& Dre, Missy/Timbaland/Busta, Snoop, Phoebe Bridgers, 21 Pilots, Blink 182, Mike Shonoda and the Foo Fighters. #Boom

So how can you even tell the door is upside down? I’ve seen locks above and below handles, the handle I also believe can go either way- what am I missing? Lol

The author of this one is hysterical.

22. Mansions, and meth, but not meth funded mansions like mansions with class and just straight everywhere. Looks like a disgusting meth clinic or the site of one from before.

1. A sh*t ton of American teenagers underage drinking because they’re of age in Canada just over the border. Also most people are speaking French and English mixed together or straight up French. 5. Either non stop 🍆👌🏽 or ❌ only two kinds exist, the non-stoppers, and the non-starters… Read More

Yesssss I was gonna say that- there so frequent it’s distracting and I love Friends

“You don’t break up and trade down!” It was from my colleagues husband, bc he’d pulled me aside worried the break up would affect my mental health, and he was right. What he was telling me was whoever I dated next would be so much better, that I would never think about that situation/person… Read More

You didn’t invent basketball. You maybe invented hockey and/or curling… that’s it.

Where do you get the 15 free pack?