OMG I don't care if you have a black friend.
"You've got time, right?" — the doomed words of a black hair salon.
And all is well in the universe again...
In case you forgot...
We can't help but wonder....
Please stop using this holiday to exploit me and my canine brethren!
What can't this kid do?!
She def ain't no hollaback girl!
All because #TeamRobsten "Stan" Fans can't let it go!
Alert: He also goes by "The Most Interesting Politician"
...because face it, YOU were the third wheel in his relationship with Mary-Jane.