1. "Can I touch your hair?"
2. Followed by, "Is that all your real hair?"
3. [Pointing at one other black person in the office] "You two should date!"
4. "You're so pretty for a black girl."
5. That name is beautiful... did your parents make it up?
6. "And I was like... 'Oh no she didn't!'"
7. "What does * insert overused urban slang here* mean?"
8. "I need to stay out of the sun, I'm getting so dark."
9. [While dancing] "Am I doing it right?"
10. "What's the name of that one black guy in that movie?"
11. And, "Wow, you don't sound black."
Make it stop! #girlbye
