A mutual friend took my parents on a blind date. My mom was not enjoying herself until my dad ordered carrot cake. They started dating and they've now been married almost 40 years.
In googling our history teacher's name, we found he had written a short story. Not just any short story, and alien, weed-filled, stereotypically-Mexican, sweater related erotica. We also noticed that it was published on the night of a school event that we remember he was chaperoning…Â
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