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25 Times People's Tattoos Made You Fear For The Future Of Humanity In 2014

Remember kids: A tattoo isn't just for Kavos, it's for life.

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1. When a woman got a curry house's logo tattooed on her hip so her dad could eat for free for a year.

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2. When a footballer decided to imortalise his agonising World Cup miss by getting it tattooed on his back.

3. And then got “Blessed” and “For Life” tattooed on his face.

4. When this teenager got the Nando's logo tattooed on his bum believing it would get him free chicken for life and Nando's said no.

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5. When this teen got a McDonald's receipt tattooed on his arm for no reason other than that his mates told him to do it.

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6. And when he then went and got a tattoo of the receipt for his original tattoo.

Sigh.

7. When a college student got the droid from the new Star Wars film tattooed on his leg straight after the trailer dropped.

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8. When Drake apparently got an emoji tattoo and the internet erupted in LOLs.

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9. When we discovered this guy had broken the world record for the most tattoos of the same cartoon character.

He did it because his dad didn't let him watch The Simpsons as a kid.
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He did it because his dad didn't let him watch The Simpsons as a kid.

10. When it was decided temporary recipe tattoos were a good idea.

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11. When Juventus striker Carlos Tevez covered his entire back in this:

Gracias amigo por tu magnífico arte!!! Sos el mas grande. Lejos!!! Piotrek Taton

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Gracias amigo por tu magnífico arte!!! Sos el mas grande. Lejos!!! Piotrek Taton

11:30 AM - 08 Dec 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

12. When Dragons' Den star Duncan Bannatyne got his first tattoo at the age of 65 (the letters represent the initials of his six children).

13. When a Scottish teenager got an internet meme tattooed on an intimate area of her body.

14. A lot of mistakes were made in Kavos in 2014.

What happens in Kavos #schoolboyerror

15. When this guy wouldn't stop getting tattoos of Miley Cyrus.

@MileyCyrus 30 Miley Cyrus Tattoos 30th @MileyCyrus tattoo coming soon 😎

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30 Miley Cyrus Tattoos 30th @MileyCyrus tattoo coming soon

9:17 PM - 08 Oct 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

16. When Germany's Kevin Grosskreutz got the World Cup trophy tattooed on his back despite not playing a single minute of the competition.

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17. All of Raul Meireles' tattoos.

One more tattoo before going to the World Cup. #Brasil2014

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One more tattoo before going to the World Cup. #Brasil2014

2:25 PM - 01 Jun 14ReplyRetweetFavorite

18. Let's just take a moment to admire them.

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21. When a student got an equation tattooed on his arse after failing an exam.

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22. This.

23. Harry Styles' "Brasil!" tattoo on his groin.

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Although it appears to be temporary.

24. When this male model decided he needed to tattoo his face with words such as "fame", "guilty", and "lick".

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The model's name is Vin Los and he says he wants to be “the most famous man in the world".

25. And finally, when teeth tattoos became a thing and all hope really was lost forever.

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