The voice of your generation has been meticulously bred, curated, and fed to you children. If it isn’t someone born into the biz, it’s a “winner” from a game show. Yikes. And yes, I’m old as fuck but at least I FOUND my shit music. Y’all bein’ played harder than any generation yet.…
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood does precisely what QT has been doing for his entire career, a whole lotta build up with no substantial payoff. I don’t know why the hell i keep going back expecting different results. It’s all pulp, Akira Kurosawa, anachronistic theft and after this…
Yeah. I’m surprised they posted that “tip” it’s literally paying in exposure. Can they eat exposure? Can they pay their rent with your wedding hashtag? No. No. No. Frankly, I’d expect better from BuzzFeed. Like, can I ask one of their new writers to “build their portfolio” by ghost…
Employers who think since you don’t have kids you don’t need/deserve time off.
People who just up and quit their job w/o warning.
This is boomer specific: when I’m explaining something to an older man (traditionally related to some stupid policy or something) and when I’m done…
My car is named Doctor Noonien Vroom. My previous car was called Doctor Beverly Cruiser. Naming your car is maybe important because we have lots of areas where you can’t get anywhere unless you have a vehicle. Also, a car is something you have for a long time so you get a little attached…
I’m old and angry! DK! Minor Threat! Danzig! Arrrrgh! OLLLLLD!! Piercings and tattoos. Whatever. Stick it to the man god damn it. Piss off everyone, especially me! Come up with new shit I don’t understand and tell me off when I complain about it. Tip better than me and don’t let your…
It’s laughing. It’s evolved from adskdsksk which is supposed to be, like, laughter from something one might not traditionally or feel good about laughing at. In my next PowerPoint slide I have several images explaining what a cursed image is and Tumblr, like, in general.
Sorry about your abuse or neglect. Traditionally, well-rounded folks don’t randomly insult strangers on the internet, even if they don’t like them. Shit, man, I grew up with less than you — guaranteed — and I didn’t turn out like the artisanally crafted, fucking dull and unimpressive…
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