1. This breakfast was, like, slightly unsettling:
2. This lil' guy looked GREAT:
3. This woman tried kombucha for the first time and it was absolutely iconic:
4. VSCO girls took over the internet and I oop:
no one: absolutely not a soul: vsco girls:
5. Giraffe Man™ left us with more questions than answers:
followed this man in traffic for a very long time & got none of the answers i wanted
6. This guy got the whole plane to himself???
Last week @Delta gave me my own private jet...kind of.
7. This wife made her husband a pretty bangin' playlist:
8. The fish WHOOSHED through the fish tube!!!
I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad that their version of helping you is launching you through a giant silly straw https://t.co/7UppI0r3IM
9. This guy was asked an...unexpected question:
A guy on Grindr last night asked me if I had nice feet and I said idk cus I’ve never been asked before but then I was feeling brave so I sent a picture and he said “they’re okay”
10. Siri had such a way with words:
11. This sloth was downright TERRIFYING:
God knew not to make this thing fast https://t.co/PdZzseWDvn
12. This thief grabbed a snack:
13. We were ALL swindled because Harry Styles won't be playing Prince Eric in The Little Mermaid:
who the Fuck lied about harry styles being prince eric i just told every bitch i know about it. i am HUMILIATED
14. These lemurs shared a spooky meal:
i really thought this was a new spider from australia https://t.co/BIoe0XG1he
15. And finally, dinnertime got a little ~musical~:
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