everything went really shiny and I tried to hug a lot of lampposts because their lights were shiny and i said everything was beautiful then everything looked 2D including my friend and I was convinced that the street ahead of me way just a giant 2D poster that my friend was pushing…Â
I was on holiday and was in the sea enjoying the waves when a massive wave knocked me over and I fell under water where it proceeded to drag me along the stony shore then pull me back into the sea then shore then sea and so on, when I eventually swam in further away from the waves…Â
my neighbour (im 14 she is 12 or something) kept knocking at my door wanting to play but I didn't want to but I cant say no to people so I ignored it, then she went to my livingroom window and started banging on it so I went to the kitchen but she went around, let herself into the…Â
once when I was young my family was talking about my uncle's new girlfriend and at that time I loved cats and stuff (I still do) and I said "wow! is she a cat?!" my relatives always bring that up haha
when you slip on a bus and kick someone in the wrong place with heels by accident:
what you should do: say that youre really sorry
What you want to do: melt into the floor and die
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