Buzz·Posted on May 27, 2014The Definitive Ranking Of Fruits By CoolnessYes, a cucumber is technically a fruit and no, it's not being included because come on.by Sandy AllenBuzzFeed News ReporterLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 30. Prunes 29. Grapes 28. Apples 27. Plums 26. Oranges 25. Bananas 24. Lemons 23. Canteloupes 22. Strawberries 21. Cranberries 20. Dates 19. Watermelons 18. Peaches 17. Grapefruit 16. Nectarines 15. Blueberries 14. Limes 13. Persimmons 12. Apricots 11. Cherries 10. Guavas 9. Raspberries 8. Blood oranges 7. Mangos 6. Pomegranates 5. Papayas 4. Kiwis 3. Starfruit 2. Pineapple 1. California Raisins View this video on YouTube Because they wear sunglasses.