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1. A coffee mug you'll just be itching to give to your worst enemy — and by worst enemy I mean that one kid in third grade who borrowed your favorite pen and then never gave it back.
2. A weekly shower cleaner you only need to use once a week and that doesn't require scrubbing — two things that sound like music to your ears, I'm sure. You don't even need to be around while it does its work!
3. A teeth-whitening pen because it's painless, mint-flavored, and great for sensitive teeth and gums. Prepare for blinding your IG followers!
4. Or a box of Crest 3D Whitestrips that'll deliver that bright movie star smile you've always wanted!
5. A hilarious book of cocktail recipes based on famous novels for indulging yourself with endless literary jokes, witty comments, and titles like The Pitcher of Dorian Grey Goose — it's genius.
6. The absolute cutest milk box-shaped cross-body bag so even your most basic outfits have a dose of whimsy (at no hard hit to your wallet).
7. A foaming garbage disposal cleaner that'll loosen and clean out all the slime, muck, and yuck. The results = a fresh, clean disposal with no icky smells.
8. A bubble tea kit if you're A) missing your daily dose of boba, B) don't live near a boba shop, and C) have wanted to make it at home yourself. Now's your chance! That's a great excuse to be in the kitchen if I do say so myself.
9. A puzzle of a giant flamingo that I'm not sure whether to be in awe of or flee in fear from.
10. An allergy supplement to provide your dog with much-needed probiotics and nutrients said to help improve immune function and digestion, promote healthy skin, and add shine to fur. Your dog deserves to be at their best and now you'll know they are without fainting over the vet's bill.
11. A declarative sticker that you can put on your laptop, mirror, fridge, phone, face...anywhere people are sure to see it.
12. A stainless-steel foot-filing rasp so years of callus buildup will be gone. And it'll do the job in MINUTES! No need to invest in expensive creams or cheap foot files that don't last.
13. A cult-fave jar of The Pink Stuff paste to remove everything from stains, rust, and discoloration to stubborn marks on metal, ceramic tiles, saucepans, barbecues and yeah, more. Have no fear — this'll get off any gunk or mess you can imagine.
14. A vintage-style cable knit sweater with a super cute statement collar to make you feel like you should be frolicking about in a cloudy pumpkin farm or flower meadow somewhere (like I clearly was). Warm and comfortable, it's got all the cottagecore vibes, which is a perf aesthetic for cozy season!
15. A garlic chopper that'll give you one less daunting task in the kitchen to worry about. Instead of using a knife, just roll this little guy! It saves you chopping time and prevents your hands from smelling like garlic after.
16. A striking and therapeutic etching book so you can unwind by scratching away the lines with the provided tool to reveal colorful flowers, plants, and animals. You get to decide how much detail and color you want to etch!
17. A pack of Affresh dishwasher-cleaning tablets for anyone who was today years old when they learned that yes, they need to clean their dishwasher. They'll get rid of those mysterious stains and smells on your plates so you won't have to spend hours scrubbing away at them.
18. A makeup organizer so you're not frantically digging through that suspicious pile of old makeup in your drawer just to find the lipstick that matches your outfit. You'll have everything at your fingertips.
19. An adjustable squeegee broom because it attracts pet (and human!) hair from your carpets like magic. Many reviewers state that not only is this cheaper than an uber-expensive vacuum but it works better than one too! They also mention how it's great because it doesn't scare their pets like the loud noises of a vacuum does. A win-win.
20. An oh-so-soft down-alternative comforter you'll never want to share. Forget your stresses by basically sleeping like a baby 😴.
21. A L'Oreal hair treatment that works its magic in eight seconds to give you shinier, more hydrated locks — no matter your hair type. Magic indeed!
22. A pack of food spikes for indoor plants you'll swear are bewitched because they'll feed and grow your plants themselves — with no other work on your part! If you're tired of taking care of houseplants and you just don't have the green thumb for it, no worries. These exist.
23. A statement-making boho color-block wall decal that'll lighten up your walls without requiring the huge effort of hanging wallpaper or spending hours painting. And no worries, this is removable.
24. A pair of minimalist safety pin earrings so trendy and on-point you'll be asked where you got them.
25. A pack of collagen sheet masks that target different concerns and contain vitamin E and collagen for plump, hydrated skin. Choose whichever one your skin needs that day, kick back, and let the mask do its work. *Cue happy dance.*
26. These adorable mini wave barrettes for adding a pop of color to your hairstyles. Even when your hair is just down, it's easy to clip one in and head out the door. And people will be jealous of your effortless style!
I relent! Take my money!
