Cooties are just swag in disguise.
I CANNOT ANSWER ANY TEXTS RIGHT NOW THANK YOU.
Live long and procrastinate.
Love her, hate her, hate to love her, or love to hate her — there’s a little Hannah Horvath in all of us.
Those resolutions never last long.
How Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte artificially inflated my expectations of society and the road that lies ahead.
So simple, you could make them when incapacitated by drugs and/or laziness.
You might have a problem.
Pull yourselves together, babies.
Yes, we started early. Yes, we can see you doing mental math and subsequently judging us.
Let’s be honest, the Belchers are the realest family on television. This show has so much heart.