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15 Ways "Sex And The City" Lied To Me About Life
How Carrie, Miranda, Samantha, and Charlotte artificially inflated my expectations of society and the road that lies ahead.
Taxis will regularly pull up the second I exit my apartment building
If I ever get mugged, my shoes will be the first thing to go
Post-it notes are a “get out of jail free card” if caught smoking pot in plain sight of a police officer
And a female police officer will support my emotional attempts to vandalize public property
Alcohol + lunch with an ex = good idea
Sleeping with a new man every week is normal, safe… and totally awesome
People I don't want to see are lurking around every New York City corner
Writing this one column will allow me to buy $790 shoes
One night stands turn into relationships
I can have my cake and eat it too
My boyfriend and I can share glasses
Vivienne Westwood will spontaneously messenger over my wedding dress for free
If a man breaks up with me three times, marries someone else, has an affair, then stands me up at the altar… eventually he’ll do a 180, put a shoe on my foot, and become “the one”
Miley Cyrus is just a mini-Samantha Jones
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