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1. The Tulips vibrator by Sweet Vibrations, for anyone who's touch-starved and looking to get something more than chocolate kisses and a card — insert clitoral kisses delivered with 10 vibration patterns and five intensities.
2. The OG Magic Wand — it will quickly become their most used gift after they find out how well it relieves their achy muscles and erm...head-to-toe tension.
The OG Magic Wand is also formerly known as the Hitachi, just to avoid confusion. The same beloved classic is now available in Plus (an upgraded, corded version with multiple speeds), Rechargeable (cordless version with multiple speeds), and Mini (a travel-friendly, cordless version).
Promising reviews: "Lets just say, use a towel under yourself if you're using it for 'personal' relief 😉. It also works for massaging out knots in other spots, too." —Kiri Minney
"So, bought it to use on my wife. Well, 30 seconds later, I realize that I’m gonna need a towel, and now, a new mattress." —Chris T.
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon $56.99+ (available in four styles).
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3. A realistic masturbator designed with a tight, convex, textured interior that you can twist, stroke and come 'til you're spent — way better than a box of chocolates, am I right?
Yes, it's waterproof, so you can go ahead and play with it in the shower.
Promising reviews: "Love the product, my first purchase of a masturbator, very snug and stimulating. I don't consider myself very big girth-wise, but this is very snug yet 'adaptable.' It is extremely stimulating after orgasm as the toy stays tight around your very sensitive head, shaft, etc. Appears very durable, use water-based lube. 'Sucking' sound is rather stimulating depending on how you hold/use the toy. Easy to clean, pliable." —Terry
"First toy for husband, he was really surprised at how nice it felt. We did parallel play to get him comfortable. Unbelievably soft but firm enough for resistance. Easy to clean — we have some light fabric towels to pull from one end to the other to get fully dry." —Ashwdwrd
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $26.98+ (available in five colors).
4. A 3-inch plug just begging to be used with its girthy 2-inch width and heart-shaped base. Oh, and it's constructed of glass, meaning it's perfect for temperature play.
5. A dual-stimulating vibrator that boasts 10 vibration settings and 11 intensities, not to mention innovative suction technology that'll stimulate your clit all the way to nirvana.
6. A 9" dual-ended vibrating wand, so you can *feel* something besides your weighted blanket — and this may put you to sleep just as fast, thanks to an earth-shattering orgasm.
7. The scintillating Satisfyer Pro 2, because Cupid is shuffling into town and giving you gift of air pulse technology, 11 intensities, and gratuitous orgasms.
It's you, you're cupid.
BTW — this Amazon favorite sex toy is a big hit with Trans users who've experienced bottom growth, and there's also a more in-depth review written by an Intersex Male person, if you're interested.
Promising reviews: "There aren't many reviews on here from trans men, so I thought I'd throw my opinion out there in case there are other guys out there looking for something to spice things up. This toy is heavenly. It works well on many different parts of the body, and I have had fun exploring different places to try it: clitoris, nipples, etc. I love the simplicity of the vibration settings. You can turn the vibration up one level at a time, making it easy to build up to a climax slowly, or you can jump up multiple levels and get things done quickly, if that's your thing. I am so glad I bought this toy, and when this one finally dies I will buy another one. I've had it for a couple of months and it's held up great. 12/10 seriously recommend this product for anybody with a clitoris. You will NOT regret it." —a. b.
"Before this toy aka bae, I was a hoe. I've taken the steps to admit it and do something about it. Today, I can proudly say bae has cured me of my hoe-ly ways. This is the equivalent of the best head you ever had from somebody and taking that person's mouth home with you. Idk about you but I related heavily when Drake said 'I just want sum head in a comfortable bed, it could all be so simple.' 😍🥰 Life Is Good." —Dominique
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $39.95 (available in three colors).
8. A minimalist cone-shaped vibrator boasting three speeds and a tapered tip for targeted stimulation. This vibe is a perfect gift for anyone who loves earth tones, plants, and most importantly: pleasure.
9. A rabbit vibrator inspired by Fifty Shades that adds a freaky element to your annual re-watch of all the films. *Ahem* Mr. Grey will see you now...
10. A girthy silicone dildo adorned with a heart-shaped suction-cup base and 6-inch length that'll make you so grateful and lustful you'll think you just got shot by Cupid's arrow.
11. The Cherry — one of Emojibator's latest sex toys — boasts nine vibration modes and a waterproof design for external play in and out of the shower or bath. Not to mention, it's sleek, travel-friendly design offers discreet vibes whenever you ~pop~ your cherry.
Promising review: "I am OBSESSED with the cherry emoji vibrator 🙌❣️️Incredible orgasms from this toy. First off, it is so freaking cute 😍🍒 You would never realize it was a vibrator if you didn't already know 😏 It's portable, discreet, and quiet, while giving the best vibrating pleasure (with multiple settings too!) I love that you can hold it from the stem or the cherry itself. 🍒" —Rachael
Shipping info: Emojibator offers standard (5–7 days), expedited (1–3 days), and next day (1-day) shipping options at checkout. Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Emojibator or Amazon for $44.
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12. A miniature wand vibrator with 20 vibration patterns and eight speed intensities, making a great gift for yourself if you constantly (and proudly) bring up your preference for clit or tip stim. This wand is right up your alley.
13. A 7.3-inch real-feel transparent dildo for the dildo enthusiast in your life who's always looking to add to their collection. This silicone zaddy is not only pleasing to the eye, but also to their insides with a flexible design and 1.5-inch diameter to hit all the right spots.
14. A sleek and silky prostate massager boasting six vibration modes for you to cycle through alone or with a partner using the app or wireless remote control to deliver dual stimulation to the prostate and perineum.
Promising review: "The Vector absolutely stands out from other prostate massagers. Using the app, you can adjust the head (that's right, it can change angles!). Once it is inserted this baby isn't going anywhere. The thin passage at the base ensures it doesn't keep slipping out. You can easily walk around without people noticing, unless they hear the vibrations. Testing all the different rhythms and strength of the vibrations, I found myself in a nice relaxed state where I could just enjoy the sensations it was providing. I feel that with more use and experience with this toy you won't have any problems in having a hands-free orgasm, leaving your body shaking and drowning in euphoria. Overall this prostate massager hits a new level and I would recommend it for new or experienced users alike. You won't be disappointed." —JustHereForTheCake
Shipping info: FYI, the shipping address and billing info will be labeled as "Wow Tech" on discreet packaging. Free FedEx standard shipping (3–5 business days) is offered on orders $30+ and FedEx express shipping (2–3 business days) is also available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from We-Vibe for $139 (available in blue and black).
15. A precision bullet vibrator by Vush named after your favorite flower — a rose — because it's both pretty and powerful, with 25 vibrating combinations and a flexible rosebud design.
16. The iconic Easy Beat egg-shaped masturbators by Tenga, featuring six disposable strokers with various textures on the inside for a new feel each time.
17. The Puff compact suction vibrator boasting five pulsation intensities to help spread the love, leaving you breathless and wondering why you didn't own one before now.
18. A curvy rabbit vibrator with a slender shaft and unique "rabbit" ears that's sure to gain a top-ranking spot in your sex toy collection after you experience the unique kneading function on your clitoris.
19. A flexible vibrating butt plug that'll sync to the beat of your sex playlist — or even better, make a custom mix so you can enjoy the good vibes!
Supple, body-safe silicone offers a waterproof exterior and a flared base helps the plug stay put. There's also an option your own custom patterns, or buzz along to user-created vibration modes already on the app.
Promising reviews: "Heck yes! Buy it, buy it now! Liked this so much we ordered the bigger version and the edge. The user interface could use a lot of work but once you get it going you'll forget about it in the bliss that the vibrator is delivering. The battery life seems to be pretty good, used it for over an hour with no issues. It is reasonably quiet but you couldn't wear it in a quiet place like a restaurant." —RDouglas
"We have had a great time with this. I bought the largest and it took a bit to get used to it. We are a couple of states away from each other and he has had a great time setting me off while I’m at work or doing things around home. The vibration is very intense at the highest setting and at the lowest just keeps you on edge. Being made of the material that it is, you have to keep it clean and let it air out, so it doesn’t smell if you get any fecal matter on it. Definitely recommend!" —JayyDee
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $89+ (available in four sizes).
20. The luxury Kip lipstick vibrator by Dame that's perfect for the #BossBabe who's always on the go. You'll adore its aesthetically-pleasing design and five rumbly vibration settings for pinpointed, powerful pleasure.
21. A semi-transparent dildo decorated with adorable heart-shaped confetti, so you can celebrate V-Day with a *bang* whether solo or with a partner.
22. A triple-stimulating vibrator complete with graduated anal beads, a thick internal shaft, and external rabbit "ears," so you can try reach all your favorite spots at once.
23. The Starsi vibrator, which combines function with full-on adorableness with its supple silicone design and unique star shape that curves and clings all over for out-of-this-world sensations.
24. The Water Slyde, unique sex toy alternative if you enjoy masturbating in the bath and want to make things a bit easier by bringing the water to you. No more needing to contort yourself in the tub for pleasure!
25. The versatile Gem glass dildo by Unbound boasts a beaded end and a bulbous end for the most fickle of lovers who don't want to choose between sensations or temperatures, so in a word: the perfect gift (for yourself).
26. A vibrating bejeweled butt plug, so you can add a little bling in the bedroom or up the ante and explore distance play with its 30-foot remote control range.
27. A soft, wedge-shaped Pillo by Dame, so you can enjoy your lovers' weekend with extra leverage and ample support to explore your (new) favorite positions.
28. A palm-sized vibrator boasting a "tongue" with nine vibrations and nine licking motions, meaning it can l-l-l-lick you from your head to your toes, but no really.
Promising reviews: "So, I bought this toy because the famous rose was sold out, and I wanted to try something out. The toy has nine different settings, each one better than the last! Alone, it’s great, but babbyyyyy! Use this with your partner with penetration...I thought we was at Sea World 🤣lol. If you know, you knowwwww! So, if you want your soul snatched and your bed and ceiling wet, this is what you want! Get it, girl!!!" —Anna
"I bought this based on some random review on FB I saw. Also, free shipping. Holy hell! I squirted so quick. The orgasms came so quick and repeatedly. To the point my mind went numb. This little toy is amazing. So happy. Easy to clean because you need to. It was unbelievable. Your life will change." —Tiffany Bueno
Get it from Amazon for $35.99+ (available in four colors).
29. The Bi Stronic Fusion, which was featured on Netflix's How To Build A Sex Room, is a rabbit vibrator that combines the best of both worlds with a pulsing, thrusting shaft and "fluttering wings" to stimulate the clit for intense dual-action play.
There are eight speeds and eight patterns for a total of up to 64 combinations to explore.
Promising review: "I have had this toy for three YEARS and it’s given me countless orgasms! It still works like the first day I got it and it’s been with me ever since... This dildo is the most amazing creation I ever experienced, I could be alone on an island for a year and literally only bring this toy with me. It’s helped me show my partners how I like it and be more sexy in the bedroom bringing in my favorite toy. This is the only dildo I had until last week (I finally went to go try something new) and still I think this one is the best. I call it my Prince Charming. 😂😂😂" —Kiki
Shipping info: Fun Factory offers free USPS first-class shipping on all orders. Priority mail ($25), Express ($45), and Next-Day Air ($75) are available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Fun Factory (available in three colors) or Amazon for $199.99 (only available in purple).
30. A combo pack by Fleshlight that'll make you feel like you're flying in first class and about to join the mile-high club, which is to say — there's a Flight Aviator Fleshlight and a Quickshot Vantage included for both solo and partnered play.
This is your captain speaking, looks like clear skies and we're gearing up for take-off...
The Flight Aviator masturbator is sleek and designed for intense stimulation with an intricate ribbed interior. The Quickshot Vantage masturbator offers versatility with an open-ended design for exposure that allows you to not only see you orgasm, but you can also add it to supplement handjobs and blowjobs. And of course, this pack includes water-based lube to use with both toys.
Promising reviews: "A great pack that comes with everything you need. Fun for your alone times and adds excitement to fun times with someone else. The Aviator and Quickshot both feel amazing! Also, super nice to see the action." —Noukue C.
"Was so excited to try this pack for my first Fleshlight experience. It was better than I imagined. My girl and I are so happy to be able to continue to spice things up with the Flight Pack. Must buy if you are looking for extra fun in the bedroom!" —Justin S.
Shipping info: Free shipping is offered on orders $100+ and UPS Surepost (7–12 days), UPS Ground (1–5 days), UPS 3-Day Select, UPS Second-Day Air and UPS Next-Day Air are available at checkout.
Get it from Fleshlight for $93.95 (valued at $111.85) or separately on Amazon for $49.95 (Fleshlight) and $34.95 (Quickshot).
31. A unique faux-leather mount for Fleshlight enthusiasts looking to unlock a different kind of hands-free pleasure. If you own a stoker, then you deserve something to mount this Valentine's Day.
No, the Fleshlight is not included. But this positioning pillow is specifically designed for Fleshlight users who want to explore missionary position solo. If you're into doggy style, don't worry because there's a pillow for that! The faux-leather design offers a sleek look and easy cleanup afterward.
Promising review: "Absolutely love this mount. Perfect size and holds you well. Easy cleanup after use. My wife and I use this to compliment a pegging session. It's absolutely amazing. To be inside a toy while my wife pegs me is a great experience and this mount is perfect for that." —BMW
Shipping info: Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
32. The Cinco anal beads boast a triple motor design with six intensities and 15 vibration patterns to deliver a *very* full sensation with pulsating thrusts. Not to mention, it includes a wireless remote effective up to 30 feet away for hands-free play.
BTW (almost) everything is 25% off for V-Day at B-Vibe and Le Wand until Feb. 14!
Promising reviews: "If you're into anal play then b-Vibe is the brand for you! Cinco adds two more beads to their original Triplet Anal beads, lending itself to deeper play. The vibration also provides added stimulation and slightly easier use for those who are still beginning and looking to ease into anal penetration." —Emma McGowan
"I love this toy! The vibration patterns are quite varied, it isn't very loud, it's waterproof and easy to charge, and it feels amazing, from the first insertion of the first bead to the teasing of inserting and removing of the next beads, until it is all the way in and driving me crazy! The orgasms I get from having this inside me while masturbating are always fantastic. I have yet to even ask my partner to use this on me, she doesn't even use toys herself, but I long to have this toy in me during receiving oral or having penetrative sex." —Mark
Shipping info: Orders are processed within one business day and shipped discreetly via UPS. Shipping options available at checkout include: UPS Ground, UPS 3-Day Select, UPS 2-Day Select Air and UPS Next-Day Air.
Get it from B-Vibe for $127.50 (originally $170) or Amazon for $150.
33. The Com, a powerful wand vibrator with an ergonomic curved design for easy handling and five vibration patterns and five speed intensities for you to explore all over.
Promising reviews: "We were looking for something quiet to be used in places where a little discretion is called for but strong enough to create the desired result. Not an easy task — quiet usually means weak, and strong vibrations mean noisy motors. The Com is perfect. The Com doesn’t shake the bed like a Magic Wand, but it is super quiet and zero to O is just a few minutes." —Nancy S.
"We have had the Aer for a while, and my wife loves it! There are times when she doesn’t prefer it though, and wants to use a more traditional vibrator. So I bought the Com for her, and it drives her crazy! What we love about it is that it’s very powerful, quiet, and has multiple speeds and vibration patterns. Also, the shape makes it convenient and it doesn’t get in the way of penetration. Her orgasms with the Com are INTENSE!! She switches back and forth between the Com and the Aer depending on which one she’s in the mood for. I HIGHLY recommend both of them!!!" —Joshua L.
Shipping info: For Dame, exact shipping options may vary by address, but generally their options are: USPS Standard ($6, or free for $150+), UPS 2-biz day ($20), or UPS next biz day ($30). They process orders by or before 8 p.m. EST Sun–Thurs, so if you order Fri–Sat, it could take a couple of days to ship. And no matter what, depending on the order volume, inventory, and other factors, it could take up to seven days for an order to ship.
Get it from Dame for $89 (available in periwinkle and pink).
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34. A dual-stimulating vibrator to make their eyes roll way way way back into their head with its rotating internal G-spot shaft and "licking" clitoral arm. They deserve simultaneous orgasms on Valentine's Day and every other day.
There are seven patterns in the shaft and seven intensities in the external arm, not to mention this toy is waterproof and versatile (AKA, yes, you can get in a different position and get a rim job if you want).
Promising reviews: "My new favorite! It vibrates on both ends and you can change the settings so they both vibrate at different times. Long battery life. 10/10 recommend." —Danielle L.
"Love it! Super soft to the touch. Gets the job done as you like it. Many different options as the rotator and licker can be on separately and reach having several setting. Feels great and relieves stress! The licker makes almost no noise. The rotator however is a little louder.. the rotator not very discreet. Love it's waterproof as well since I love a hot soak in the Bubble bath!!" —Candance S.
Get it from Honey Play Box for $68.99 (originally $79.99 and available in three colors).
Honey Play Box is a sexual wellness company in California run by a group of sex educators and self-proclaimed lesbian meme queens who are passionate about all things pleasure being positive, inclusive and accessible.
35. A novelty Emojibator vibrator that's as hilarious as it is functional, making it a perfect, cheeky gift you can use to literally, go fuck yourself.
36. A waterproof clitoral suction vibrator that has innovative technology to stimulate your clit without direct contact.
37. A flexible rabbit-inspired vibrator because it moves with you and keeps constant contact with your clit while still hitting your G-spot.
38. A set of three textured anal plugs with different shapes and sizes that are ideal for beginners who want to explore penetration through the back door.
You'll be able to choose a favorite: the seductive spiral, the narrow bulbs, or the classic graduated bulbs. Convenient retrieval loops offer easy removal.
Promising reviews: "These were great for my entry into anal play, I think the material and size were great with not having much experience. The purple one felt incredible for both my partner and I when he was penetrating me vaginally at the same time. All in all led to a very fun night." —Paige
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free shipping, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $19.95 (available in black and pink/purple).
39. A powerful Ollie wand vibrator that boasts eight vibrating speeds and patterns for you to explore through its flexible, waterproof silicone head. Important to note that this vibe is rumbly, not buzzy. Enjoy.
40. The Empress 2 clitoral suction vibrator by Vush boasting a waterproof design and 40 potential pulsation and vibration combinations to explore.
Promising reviews: "I had three orgasms in 15 minutes! What is this magic???!!!" —Tracy B.
"Empress is an apt name for this little pink powerhouse. This isn’t self-love made easy, this is self-love transcendent. The Empress provides release worthy of the Gods, who may very well be jealous. Cannot recommend this piece of magic enough!" —Heather R.
Shipping info: Vush offers free express shipping on orders $39+ and arrive within 2–4 days of processing.
Get it from Vush for $160.
41. The Satisfyer Penguin boasting 11 pulsation intensities to deliver gratuitous orgasms. Also, it's important to note that penguins mate for life.
42. The G-Plume — a smooth silicone G-spot vibrator that'll reach your favorite spots, so you can enjoy each of its 10 vibration settings rumbling in your nether region. A curved shaft and bulbous tip offer effortless handling for internal and external stimulation.
This internal vibe is also waterproof and rechargeable.
Promising reviews: "I got this as surprise for my wife, and did it! We used this together and was great." —P.
"My girlfriend wasn't sure a vibrator could get her to the mountain top — but it did, and did and did." —BC
Shipping info: Hustler Hollywood offers free shipping on orders $69+ via FedEx. Next day, 2-day and ground shipping are available at checkout, and free shipping orders take 5–8 business days. Goodful Wellness offers free shipping on orders $75+ and takes 5–7 business days for delivery. Expedited shipping is available at checkout for $18.75 with 2–3 business days for delivery.
Get it from Hustler Hollywood or Goodful Wellness for $45.
43. The Le Wand Grand bullet vibrator, which takes things up a notch with an extended design for versatility, a powerful combo of 11 vibration modes and four intensities to explore, *and* a body-safe metal design that's perfect for temperature play.
Because this vibe is made of metal and rechargeable, it has a waterproof design in case you decide to take it in the bath, shower, or other aquatic trysts. Each vibrator also includes two removable textured silicone attachments: one ring and one classic bullet sleeve to help heighten sensations.
The Le Wand Grand bullet vibrator is beginner-friendly, but if you think it might be too much, there's also the Le Wand Bullet (but just FYI the Grand is 40% more powerful and bigger).
The Grand bullet is part of Le Wand's Chrome collection.
Shipping info: Le Wand orders are processed within 1 business day and shipped discreetly via UPS. Shipping options available at checkout include: UPS Ground, UPS 3-Day Select, UPS 2-Day Select Air and UPS Next-Day Air.
Get it from Le Wand for $84 (originally $104.99 and available in three colors).
44. A flexible silicone dildo that allows for added stimulation with its unique texture — plus it has a suction cup base to help it stay put.
This 6.9-inch dildo offers just over 5 inches of insertable length above its realistic balls and is 1.81 inches wide.
Promising review: "Super LOVE! my new favorite toy! And I own a lot of toys n dildos. Love the thickness and the ridges. Feels different at first but absolutely love the feeling of the ridges and bumps as it goes in n out of me. Makes me orgasm extremely hard to the point of squirting uncontrollably! Best toy by far! And super affordable! Soft and flexible with a strong suction base!" —Ms.NylonMILF
"This toy is great! As my first dildo it’s definitely a great starter. And the prostate orgasm you get from this thing is AMAZING!!! I don’t know if it was the ribs on the toy or just how fast I was going but it definitely does not disappoint. Even though it is a bit small for my hole now it is still amazing!" —Johnny
Get it from Amazon for $13.99+ (available in nine colors and two sizes).
45. A 3.5-inch silicone butt plug equipped with a heart-shaped base and ~cheeky~ saying to make sure they definitely get the message. Who needs a box of candy hearts when you have these?
46. Or, a bigger, more explicit candy heart butt plug that's perfect for your fave anal enthusiast at 4.25 inches long and 1.75 inches wide. *hubba hubba*
47. A reusable Tenga Spinner masturbator, which comes in an assortment of styles, each with its own unique internal texture that spins around your shaft as you stroke for a lifelike squeeze.
48. A Tango X bullet vibrator by We-Vibe designed with a silicone grip and pinpointed tip that offers precision and leg-shaking orgasms.
49. A Liberty suction vibrator co-designed by Lily Allen with bright pink and orange hues that'll light up your night and leave you glowing afterwards.
50. A Fin finger vibrator by Dame, taking the term "come hither" to a new level with its three-speed motor and water-resistant design in case things get a little wet...
51. An 11.5" body-safe fisting toy that's realistic in size and shape, and only gets weird when you think about the fact that it's a dismembered arm...but, like, it'll reach your sweet spot.
52. A Satisfyer Charming Smile G-spot vibrator, boasting a delectable curve to make sure you hit all your favorite internal spots or deliver some targeted vibes externally.
53. A sleek wand constructed from durable glass for an extra-satisfying massage inside and out. Plus, there's a unique pink handle that's like your own personal sex life sigil.
54. The Manta, a vibrating stroker which allows all penis-packing pleasure enthusiasts to up the ante on their stroke game with 12 vibration modes to explore and a waterproof design.
This sleek vibrating stroker is inspired by the appearance and power of an actual manta ray. It's designed with waterproof silicone, six speeds and six vibrating patterns turn oral sex, masturbation and couples' play into a mind-blowing time for anyone with a penis.
Promising reviews: "I have tried several male toys in my life and this one is my favorite to date. The highlights are ease of use, quietness, easy cleanup / maintenance, focused stimulation. It really allows the user to decide the length of use. In a hurry, turn up the speed and point to the direct spot. Have time, try slower motors all over. It’s highly recommended." —Steven H.
"If you're looking for a special night in for yourself this is the toy you need. Lube on up, get in the mood, and power up. Moreover this toy is great for couple's use as well. During penetration the toy allows you to easily move it up and down the shaft rubbing against the vulva and clitoris or just keep it on the shaft to make yourself the vibrator they love. If you're looking for some extra fun oral sensations you might want to bring some water-based flavorful lubricant as the toy really shines when you can move it up and down the shaft. I would highly recommend to everyone with a penis." —Thomas H.
Shipping info: Fun Factory offers free USPS first-class shipping on all orders. Priority mail ($25), Express ($45), and Next-Day Air ($75) are available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Fun Factory for $139.99 (available in three colors) or Amazon for $129.99+ (available in four colors).
55. A powerful, rechargeable wand vibrator because, let's be honest, you don't need any more Valentine's Day decor and this sex toy requires nary a plug-in cord to satisfy your desires.
56. The Arc G-spot vibrator by Dame designed with a clit-stimulating ridge, five intensities, and five patterns to keep you buzzing all the way to next Valentine's Day.
57. A vibrating anal plug that's slim enough to fit into your backdoor whether you're just beginning your foray into anal or graduating from a starter plug.
58. A hand-sculpted artisan dildo, just perfect for play with several design options including gentle curves, a suction cup base, and a girth to make their eyes roll back.
The pictured dildos and plugs are all part of Blush's Avant collection, with several representing the colors of a specific Pride flag for their uber-popular Pride collection. Each dildo is a different length and girth, so they literally can't go wrong. If you want more specifics on why these dildos are so perfect, check out my review on the Purple Rain D2 Avant dildo.
Promising reviews: "Awesome awesome awesome! In LOVE. Great price, real silicone, no scent when you open the box. A super velvety touch too. Buy this — you won't regret it!" —AmazonFanGirl
"I love sex toys, this one is the newest one in my collection. This brand makes the most soft and sensational sex toys that I've ever used. The feel is wonderful to the skin and if you're looking for something more on the bigger side this is the right one for you. I generally prefer dildos with a more narrow head so if you're like me you may have a hard time (pun intended) getting this one in but I took on the challenge. I just had to get very lubricated and extra turned on in order to fit this big boy, but in the end I had that feeling of fullness that I was looking for accompanied by the amazing texture from the toy and ended up coming super hard and feeling completely satisfied. Highly recommend for that lonely weekend or with some fun with your partner. :)" —Satisfied customer (on Summer Fling)
Shipping info: Available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get them from Amazon for $55.99+ (available in assorted sizes and colors).
59. The Volta by Fun Factory boasts an innovative design for targeting the clitoris with six powerful speeds and patterns through its fluttering tips. With this toy, the only noise will be coming from you.
Promising review: "I bought both the Volta and the Manta for cis-M/F play. The Volta is thus far the favorite, but the Manta may need a bit more of a learning curve, I'll review it later. I believe both are built around the same chassis.
"The Volta is delightfully multifunctional. It's teasing flickers added just the right amount of external stimulation for his perineum and anus (external only) to take a handy to Everest heights. The toy is the perfect size that once turned on, I could control and enjoy by gently pivoting and rocking my pelvis and clitoris on the control end of the toy whilst providing anal stimulation of differing pressure. This is our first play session with toy and it was never set above the lowest setting.
"Travel lock and easy controls require a mention, easy two-button travel lock and unlock that don't require working knowledge of Morse code....brilliant! The buttons are notable in feel, instead of impressions that don't help when you are working without vision. He laughed that the toy had a 'fun' button, but the button is not wrong.
"This toy is impressively quiet. Yes, we only played with it at the lowest setting, but I did cycle through all its settings. Sound, is surprisingly minimal, meaning this toy would also excel in subrosa self-play." —purple
Shipping info: Fun Factory offers free USPS first-class shipping on all orders. Priority mail ($25), Express ($45), and Next-Day Air ($75) are available at checkout. Also available on Amazon Prime with free 2-day delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Fun Factory for $139.99 (also available in limited edition blue) or Amazon for $119.46+ (available in four colors).
60. A luxury heart-shaped external vibe decorated with 18-karat gold-plated accents and a delicate chain. Not to mention, this vibrator has eight whisper-quiet vibration modes for you to indulge in and explore.
61. An anal-safe vibrator from Cute Little Fuckers, which has a curved, bulbous tip at the end of the shaft that's perfect for P- (or G-) spot stimulation. This fantastical design also has flared fins to help keep it from getting lost inside any orifices.
In true Cute Little Fuckers style, this toy is also waterproof and includes a removable bullet vibrator for versatility.
Promising review: "I love this toy. It’s wide enough to make me feel full yet narrow enough that as an anal beginner I need very little warming up to get going with it. The curve at the end hits some really nice places, and the ears make it really easy to hold on to while going, and make it possible to spin the toy inside of me too which I found I really liked. Plus it’s so dang cute! Maybe the cutest CLF in my opinion." —Fizzle
Get it from Cute Little Fuckers for $74 (available in yellow and purple).
Shipping info: Orders $100+ ship free and are processed within 2–3 days. Shipping rates and delivery estimates vary by location and are available at checkout.
Cute Little Fuckers is a queer-owned small business that features (some very adorable) creature-inspired sex toys, making them less intimidating and more versatile to everyone’s needs.
If you want more toys that aren't too phallic or realistic, check out this round-up of gender-affirming sex toys and sex toys beloved by LGBTQ+ reviewers!
62. A hefty 8-inch stainless-steel dildo that offers a delectable weight and feeling if you want to treat your lover to a unique sort of pleasure.
This stainless-steel beauty weighs 2 pounds, so you'll definitely feel it.
Promising reviews: "Product will make your partner squirt. I would recommend pairing this with a Magic Wand as well. Problem my girlfriend and I encountered is it’s actually too intense for her, and now she requires to be tied up, so I had to make a follow-up trip to HomeDepot. Solid rating at 5/5, will spice up your intimacy time." —M. Allen
"Holy buckets of pussy juice! I had an experience with a lover who made me squirt. I was mortified! But then I began to think...what if I had been able to squirt my whole adult sexual life and never tapped into my own G-spot potentials?! I googled 'toys that make a woman squirt' and the Njoy wand rose like the Excaliber: shining and majestic. I read the reviews, clicked 'buy now' and squealed with delight when it arrived. It's heavy...only downside. Other than that...it has really intensified my sexual experiences...mostly with myself. I recommend this toy to all women. Harness your inner flow ladies!" —River Luver
Shipping info: Also available on Amazon Prime with free delivery, non-Prime shipping options will still arrive by Valentine's Day (see Amazon's full shipping information here).
Get it from Amazon for $72.
63. A super squishy plug for any anal aficionado hoping to take their play up a notch. The Oxball plugs' wide kidney design offers a *big* stretch, and the flared T-shaped base allows for effortless removal.
The XS plug measures 2.75 inches long and 1.3 inches wide at its max; and the XL plug is 5.75 inches long and 2.7 inches at its widest point.
Promising reviews: "This was my first 'luxury' toy purchase for my rear. I’ve had several other butt plugs, but none have compared to these. I’m not a pro but knew I could handle at least the small, so that’s what I went with. I’ll admit I was intimidated at first. I warmed up slightly and found this was much easier to get in than a traditional tapered plug. I love the squish, and it sits perfect between my cheeks. The only thing I’m sad about is I’m too shy to tell people I know how great these are. Thanks for making a great product and allowing Peep Show Toys to sell it!" —Derek
"I'm definitely pleased with this sparkly blue butt plug (medium size). Despite the blunt shape and substantial dimensions, it's easier to insert than I expected. Once inserted, the shape and softness is very comfortable, and provides a nice full feeling. This butt plug stays in place easily, the base is quite comfortable between the cheeks, and the silicone has just enough firmness to provide some pleasant prostate stimulation. I've found a new favorite in the Ergo Soft Blueballs Silicone Butt Plug." —J.
Shipping info: Peepshow Toys ships orders placed before 12 p.m. EST on the same day and orders afterwards will be shipped the next day. Free shipping ($6.99+) is offered on orders $75+ and express shipping is offered at checkout (2–3 days; $16.99+).
Get it from Peepshow Toys for $36.99+ (available in five sizes).
64. The Mini Pleasures Set by Le Wand, featuring a miniature stainless steel wand dildo and an even tinier version of their bestselling rechargeable wand because big things can come in small packages.
65. A unicorn-inspired sex machine in case you really want to splurge on yourself this Valentine's Day — because this powerful toy offers a ride so good you won't want to get off, but you definitely will.
There's no rule saying that Valentine's Day can only be celebrated by couples...
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