1. A heated massager so you can relax on the couch while it soothes your knots and tense spots. It's designed for your back and neck (including your lower back), but you can also use it on your thighs, hamstrings, and feet.
2. Some CeraVe moisturizing cream, which gently moisturizes for 24 hours and is especially good for dry, sensitive skin.
3. A soy wax Pet House candle you'll burn every day because it really does eradicate any lingering odors around the house, whether they're from your beloved kitty or pup *or* from cooking yesterday's delicious dinner. Several of us at BuzzFeed use them all the time and know they actually work!
4. A silicone scalp massager and shampoo brush — besides gently deep cleaning and exfoliating your skin with way less effort than it would take using just your fingers, it also just feels really damn good.
5. A no-scrub cleaning spray so satisfying you'll want to use it all the time, even though your bathroom won't get dirty again quickly enough.
6. A bacon sponge that'll save you at least three paper towels every time you cook anything that's a little greasy because it absorbs all the drippings, then easily washes clean in the sink with just a little hot water and dish soap.
7. The Diamond Dazzle Stick, which will make your diamond, sapphire, emerald, and other jewelry so irresistibly sparkly and clean you'll find yourself reaching for it the moment your stone is even the tiniest bit smeared.
8. The Sock Dock because if you do use it daily, you will *never* see a sock separated from its matching mate *ever* again. Plus you'll be able to fold all your socks in basically no time at all.
9. A knife sharpener so simple and effective that you won't want to put it away until every single blade in your drawer is as fiercely honed as when you very first bought it. Especially once you realize it's 1,000 times easier to slice and dice when each knife's at the peak of its power.
10. A weighted blanket — every time you wrap yourself in it, you'll feel gently cuddled, which can help you deeply relax despite the stress of everyday life. Plus many reviewers swear it helps them sleep better each and every night.
11. And a cozy U-shaped body pillow that people love for pregnancy but also can be supportive whether you have back pain or just want a consistent cuddle buddy every night.
12. A pretty dishwasher magnet so you can stick it on and never wonder whether the dishes are dirty but well-rinsed, or clean but someone's just been too lazy to unload more than the one plate they used for their lunch.
13. An EveryPlate meal subscription because it's a more affordable way to cook well-balanced dinners that are *actually* ready in around 30 minutes, aka you don't have to be a professional chef to see success.
14. A gel nail polish + top coat so you can give yourself a salon-quality manicure that absolutely lasts and looks good for over a week, no touch-ups necessary.
15. A pill organizer with a small box for each day that's divided into times of day, so you never have to dig past your evening dose to take what you need to at lunchtime.
16. An accupressure wristband that helps relieve nausea for many reviewers, whether it's caused by driving in the car (motion sickness, why???), being pregnant, 3D gaming, or something else entirely.
17. The Furminator if you have a dog who constantly sheds and / or seems to be going through an extreme spring molt. This will extract a bunch of hair your doggo might have otherwise left all over your sofa, your clothes, and your bed, and deposit it in the trash in one fell swoop.
18. And a patented pet hair removing roller that you simply brush over any fabric surface to pick up any other residual shedding your furry friend leaves in their wake.
19. A doormat because, between it's tough brush-like coir (aka coconut husk) fibers and it's playful demand, will be impossible for you or anyone who visits you to resist, which means more dirt and grime will be removed *outside* your home than the plain doormat you've had for the past six years ever could.
20. Memory foam, rubber-bottom slip-on house shoes if you refuse to let go of the super casual aesthetic you adopted during peak quarantine. They're soft and supportive but also capable of handling things if you have to walk to the mailbox or dash out quickly to wave a neighbor down.
21. And for when you leave the house, a pair of Birkenstocks because once you have 'em broken in, they'll give you *so* much good support that you'll find yourself gravitating to them anytime you need to walk or stand for more than just a few minutes. (I know — I personally swear by 'em for walking miles in NYC, even with my plantar fasciitis.)
22. A toilet gel that you can stamp just under the rim to clean the bowl each and every time it's flushed, keeping your commode sparkling clean for up to 10 weeks in a row (and even longer if you grab a couple).
23. A stainless-steel cleaner and polish because all you have to do is spray it on then wipe it off to reveal a sparkling clean, fingerprint-free kitchen, zero real effort required.
24. A luxuriously soft throw blanket that will definitely spark joy every time you curl up under it to read your library book, watch your favorite movie for the thirty-second time, or flutter your eyes shut for a Sunday afternoon catnap.
25. A bottle of Trader Joe's Everything But The Bagel Seasoning because it'll instantly add a salty, garlicky, onion-y crunch of flavor to everything you anoint with it, from avocado to popcorn to roast veggies and SO much more.
26. A water bottle with a design so fun you'll be motivated to keep it on you pretty much all day because it just downright makes you happy. Plus its hourly markings will help you actually stay on pace with staying hydrated throughout your entire day, day after day.
27. And some Mike's Hot Honey for adding just the right amount of spicy sweetness to pretty much anything you cook or eat — salad dressing, marinades, pizza, peanut butter toast, cheese, and even ice cream can all benefit from it's perfectly hot kick.
28. Some fizzing cleaning tablets that loosen seemingly permanent gunk from your coffee/tea mugs and pots so you can keep enjoying your favorite drinks out of your favorite containers they way you did when they were brand new.
29. A Tushy bidet attachment because you just might be surprised at how much you genuinely enjoy feeling that fresh-out-of-the-shower clean after every single time you poop. Plus you'll love seeing how much you save on T.P. every month!
30. A bottle of Poo Pourri spray — it blocks offensive odors before they even get started, so your bathroom always smells clean no matter what.
31. A set of three incredibly moisturizing lip balms. Because they come in tinted and un-tinted options *and* taste delicious, the moment the flavor fades you'll immediately want to apply more. (Although you won't *have* to, because your lips will still be soft from putting it on earlier!)
32. A stain remover spray — it's so satisfyingly effective against all kinds of food, dirt, oil, and makeup messes that you'll actually look forward to spilling something just so you get to use it.
33. A bottle of scented linen spray to help everything in your home stay nice and fresh-smelling (even if you're putting off washing your sheets, oops). Just sprtiz some of this around once each morning — or on your pillow right before bed —and enjoy its natural, soothing scent.
34. A three-in-one avocado tool that you definitely need if you eat at least one avocado a week — you'll be able to cut it open, pit it, then slice each half into seven perfectly even pieces before you can say "toast."
35. Some hiker-favorite merino wool socks because they stay in place no matter what your day brings, wick moisture away from your skin, resist odor, and best of all, last for miles and miles without any holes.
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The reviews in this post have been edited for length and clarity.