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I learned how to shave my legs from The Simpsons. I don’t remember the context but one of Marge’s sisters was making Bart shave her legs and she said something like “Go up, against the grain!” I don’t think I would have figured that out on my own right away. Also, ew girl.

First job I was an AA, and had to log in on the computer when I first got in. The computer was randomly glitchy and most days, even if I showed up 10 minutes early (which I did) I would still be logging in “past” my start time. Fast forward 8 months there’s a lawsuit against a higher… Read More

My Spanish teacher, fresh out of school, would ask me why I was out sick the day before. Not quietly either. I was sick a little more than the average student, and she would asking prying questions about it in this sort of sneering tone. Then one day she told the whole class she thought… Read More

Similar. That’s a fun thing to work through in therapy! 😶

I had been smoking for a while and when I went to smoke the next bowl I wound up blowing OUT instead of breathing IN. Smoldering weed went flying. That sobered me up pretty quick!

Could you tell us your handle? I want to follow the adventures

This is a bit odd, but, I’ve been planning fake-cations for a little escapism. I search for resorts in other countries, find the most posh, and tally up what it would cost to stay there/dine/get pampered in the spa. I give myself a limitless budget and factor in the costs of my 5… Read More

So true. I know 1 person who “doesn’t like Tom Hanks,” and he only says that to seem unique and rebellious. 🙄

Or the episode in BtVS where Buffy and Faith switch places. They’re not imitating exactly but they switch bodies so the actresses had to really work at it. Super funny

I was Catsitting in a certai large metropolitan city (in the US) and developed an infection where my wisdom teeth were cropping up. Pain was so bad I went to the ER. All they did was give me Tylenol. I received a bill for more than $900. I was unemployed and living cheap so they cleared… Read More