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The 38 Gayest Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should Run For President

Everyone knows Hillary Clinton is basically a gay man. Trust me, I know.

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1. She will personally find "Jen" from Appleton.

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2. She bought this coat because she thought it was cool and funky, wore it once, and then decided she looked like an idiot and never wore it again.

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3. She believes Becky G is the Mexican Katy Perry.

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4. This was her reaction when someone asked her to use a shovel.

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5. She watches American Ninja Warrior solely for the shirtless DILFs.

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6. She didn't see Ben Affleck's penis in Gone Girl and was fucking pissed about it.

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7. Sometimes she can't even.

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8. On her first day in office, she will make an executive order to ban the use of "#instagay."

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9. "Iggy Azalea is the best rapper of the past decade!!"

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10. "Ariana Grande is the new Britney Spears!!!"

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11. "ARTPOP IS THE ALBUM OF THE MILLENNIUM!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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12. She relishes in your sweet hot goss.

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13. She bought Britney Jean on iTunes....

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14. ...thought it completely disrespects Britney Spears' flawless discography...

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15. ...but she totally blames Will.i.am. She will ban him too.

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16. She believes and is passionate about other worldly and just causes.

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17. She has more Grammys than Katy Perry.

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18. "Jessie J..."

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19. "Masc only."

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20. She understands the real, true value of good lighting.

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21. She's always on the lookout for your man.

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22. There is a picture of her on Meryl Streep's iPhone.

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23. She is always working on and tweaking her skinniest pose.

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24. She appreciates boobs even though she feels absolutely no physical or sexual attraction toward them.

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25. She likes big things.

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26. She pretends to have an opinion about types of wine...

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27. ...but really doesn't give a fuck and just likes getting drunk off it.

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28. She always travels in style praying and hoping that someday there will be a super-hot guy sitting next to her on the plane and they'll fall in love like a goddamn romantic comedy.

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29. Lol sports.

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30. She's totally vers.

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31. She's always praying for your faves...

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32. ...and on the lookout for all you basic bitches.

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33. She's not really into twinks but would totally do it to it with Zac Efron.

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LASTLY, you can commonly hear her say the following...

34. "Ha ha. Stop, bottom."

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35. "Lol I'm grilling."

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36. "Yaaaaas, Gaga. Slay, mama. You look sooo good."

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37. "I love all my gay fans."

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38. "Now #COMETOBRAZIL!!!"

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