Ex-wife let her parents run our entire lives, including the bank account. They chose everything for her/us, even when I said no. She would never defend me, and went so far as to suggest to them that I was autistic.
Anytime I can’t find my girlfriend for a minute or two and then she shows up, I say “oh THERE you are, Peter!”, from Hook. And when she has a particularly good burp, I’ll tell her “Nice one, James!” from HP& the order of the Phoenix
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