megandelaneyj

My fiance sleepwalks/sleeptalks sometimes, and my favorite occasion was when he started singing "Push" by Matchbox Twenty while I led him back to bed - he mistakenly sang "I wanna take you for granite," recognized his error, giggled, and sang "I wanna take you for limestone," before… Read More

My fiance and I decided to spend a fall day off together at a local amusement park - it's important to note that the theme of the park is kind of old-timey. We were riding a swing ride (one of the standard ones where everyone loads into a big thing and it swings back and forth) and… Read More

I've got two! 1. The episode of How I Met Your Mother where Marshall's dad dies - you start to notice the countdown and wonder what it's leading to, and as soon as you see Lily your stomach just drops because you know something awful happened. 2. Agents of Shield. Fitz. "I can't… Read More

Also, Yondu's death makes me cry EVERY. DANG. TIME. "He may have been your father, boy, but he wasn't your daddy." ???

Wanda destroying Vision's mind stone with one hand, while holding off Thanos with the other. "It's okay. I love you." I ugly-cry every time. ???

I was surprised that one didn't make the list!!

That bed has to be intentional. Some poor soul finally got sick of their partner's sleep-thrashing. ?

I once saw an applicant list Panera on his past employment history. Under reason for leaving (usually something like moved, needed more hours/pay, etc), he wrote "not good at sandwiches." He was applying to work line. At a restaurant where, like, half of our menu is sandwiches.… Read More

That scene in "I, Tonya" where Margo Robbie does her makeup and smiles in the mirror with tears streaming. CHILLS.

A guy started mansplaining the "real differences" between different regional styles of barbecue sauce to me at my job. I'm the manager of a barbecue restaurant. He finally stopped talking when I broke into angry, hysterical laughter.