I was getting over the flu and I sneezed and shit my pants at work ? I was working as a server so I immediately run to the bathroom
And shoved my underwear in the trash and took a handful of paper towels to hide it ... entire day we had a complaint about the bathroom smelling
I was obsessed with Lizzie McGuire in middle school but as she got older and got those horse teeth I’ve been like ehh but at the end of they day she’s still absolutely gorgeous
In college I was so drunk on our way home from a party I started spinning and I told my friend I was gonna a puke and he pulled the front of his T-shirt and tucked his shirt in for me to puke in so I wouldn’t get Puke in his car... he drove 15 mins with my Vomit literally on his chest…Â
A few years ago I went to my ex's family's for thanksgiving and her family had a crap load of booze and we all got really drunk. After dinner we were all sitting around shooting the shit and my ex's aunt admitted that for the last 2 years she has been using my ex's pictures and catfishing…Â
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