Sexy costumes for Halloween are stupid. It's supposed to be a celebration of scary things -- not that some people don't make sex a real horror -- but unless you're thinking Dracula in a cheetah thong or Frankenstein's penis, sexy is not a Halloween costume.
A guy gave my kids eggs ... uncooked, in the shell ... eggs. He was from another country and had never heard of Halloween -- but he seemed to understand the perfect default treat to give. He's lucky the kids didn't use the eggs on him but they were good kids who ran back home to give…Â
I love all breakfast foods so they could've picked anything for me -- cereal, doughnuts, biscuits, oatmeal, French toast, eggs and bacon, migas, quiche -- I've never seen a breakfast I wouldn't eat.
If you have to fake orgasms it's probably not the only thing you have to fake. I can see it being part of a relationship in the old days when women didn't have autonomy and really needed to hold onto a man but today it just sounds horrible to cheat yourself and your partner of such…Â
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