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Summer of 2007 I worked at a Sunglass Hut, it was a super slow day, and I was the only one working. I had my head buried in a textbook, when I looked up Chris Rock was standing in front of me. He was so polite and nice! I unlocked some cases for him so he could try on a few pairs.… Read More

CONTACT PAPER. I bought some marble contact paper on amazon (during a drunk shopping spree at 3AM) and had no idea what I was going to do with it when it arrived. Well, I was reorganizing my pantry, and putting things into proper containers (the Pop containers from bed bath beyond… Read More

My husband and I aren’t big into celebrating Valentine’s Day, (our birthdays both fall within the week before) so we have a mental health day as our gifts to each other. We have pancakes for breakfast, then he retires to his man cave and I spend my day on the living room couch with… Read More

#7, I feel that. My husband talks in his sleep, one time he rolled over, nudged me and whispered “do you see them? They see you.” Nothing like the love of your life waking you up and scaring you half to death all in the same minute.

I saw a toilet light on an upgrade your bathroom list, sent it to my husband as a joke because I’m blind in the dark and complain about trying to find the bathroom during those midnight pees. Christmas morning it was in my stocking and it is hands down the best gift. I don’t care… Read More

Um, a Haunting in Connecticut should be on here too! Corpses falling out of the walls, the box of shriveled up eyelids?! Sends a chill down my spine just thinking about it.

My mop! It sounds weird, but growing up my Cuban grandma had a wooden mop, in the shape of a T, that used old towels with to basically clean everything from the floors, to dusting the ceilings. My Norwegian mother received hers when they bought their first house, and has since converted… Read More

My 90 year old Grandma become ill, in and out of the hospital and in need of 24 hour care. We had gone to visit her, and I left my then boyfriend (now husband) in the living room with her. When I came back into the room he was holding her hand while she was asleep in her favorite… Read More

My husband’s cubicle mate was shopping online for an urn. Anyone who walked by their desks would be able to see his screen! Awkward.

Growing up in NJ, most of my friends spent their summers at the jersey shore, not me. My parents had a house in Miami. Not the glitzy part of Miami, our house is what I call Cuban Farm Miami. It was wonderful, we had horses, goats, chickens, etc. on a huge piece of land. Except, no… Read More