katelynnen

The Corporal was really bad and I cringed the entire time. How are you missing the Chad skits?

My cousin's husband took her last name. They were engaged when she got pregnant, and she said she wanted the baby to have her last name. He said, "Well, I want the baby to have my last name. So I guess I'm changing my name to yours."

Give me their insurance card or coupon after I’ve processed their prescription. What do you think I do? Run it through the cash register?

We are - we love it!

YOLO tats unite!

My best friend and I were drunk I and got #yolo on our asses. It’s actually kind of touching. She just had beaten cancer (ovarian, hence the teal). While she had cancer we always said “yolo” to one another a little jokingly about making the choices we really wanted to make because… Read More

Jon and Dany... Yeah, yeah, I knew going into it they were related, and I did NOT ship them as a result. But then when they met... THE CHEMISTRY. I don’t care if there related. They don’t know it, and they are meant to be!! (Plus seeing Jon’s butt was the best moment of my 2017, hands… Read More

I wish memes were a thing when I took the PSATs. I remember joking about this stuff with friends, and sometimes people would post about it on Xanga. #oldschool

The first time I remember being TURNED ON was during the sex scene in The Notebook. My mom and I were having a girls’ weekend when I was in my early teens and watching it together and I was so worried she could tell how into it I was!

The pee one is hilarious. If anything, men generally have longer urethras, not to mention they sometimes get erections, which would constrict the urethra, making it easier for girls to pee.