There's another Hemsworth brother in the MCU.
"My DNA test came back positive. I definitely have DNA."
A standing ovulation for people with periods.
You think you know, but you have no idea.
Sometimes you're wrong, and sometimes you're REALLY wrong.
You can't hide from yourself.
Are you strong and secure, anxious, or avoidant?
"Outer space could be filled with vampires and we'd never know, because every telescope uses mirrors."
"It really messes me up that you can accidentally create a human life, but you can’t accidentally make a pizza."
If you don't make bad puns, are you even a parent?
"If I had a dollar for every time a Baby Boomer complained about my generation, I'd have enough money to buy a house in the market they ruined."
"By age 35, you should have a kitchen cabinet dedicated entirely to plastic bags that contain other, smaller plastic bags."
"Tired of always boiling water for your pasta? Just boil a big load in the beginning of the week and freeze it for later use!"