You can keep your soggy tofu, it’s tempeh time.
It’s like a bucket list minus the skydiving.
Because your snow day is missing one key ingredient.
That little you was quite the dreamer.
Time to stop drinkin’ that hatorade and start working things out.
You won’t be there forever, but you’re not ready to move on yet. For the moment, you’re just too settled at your day job.
So you went and got yourself a degree in Film Studies. Let’s recap on how that went.