7. I’ll definitely prioritize paying off that student loan/credit card debt…
…because giving money to giant corporations feels so good.
17. I’ll finally get that checkup I need.
It’s past time for peeing in cups all over the place.
- Confused refugees question what's next as French authorities begin to clear out the Calais "Jungle" camp.
- Donald Trump keeps questioning polls and insisting he's winning — even as most show him behind nationally.
- At least 59 people were killed in an overnight militant attack at a police center in Quetta, Pakistani officials say.
- These parents came up with maybe the best dirty Halloween couple's costume ever. Parents ftw 😂👏