"A child born of human and spirit will usher in the end of times." —Billie Dean Howard, AHS: Murder House
Iced coffee > literally everything else. Don't @ me.
They're the best!
"Shouldn't I be taught this in school?!"
Make your teacher proud.
Huevos rancheros or chilaquiles — which will it be?
Food waste → compost → fresh produce.
"One time my boss ate the breading off of the leftover fried chicken I'd brought to work for lunch and then put the naked chicken back into the break room fridge."
Memez for dayz.
Check 'em off!
"Why do Americans love putting bacon on everything? Not every dish needs pig sprinkled on it."
Literally how is it already July?
Time for a pop quiz.
Avoid 👏 Times 👏 Square 👏 at 👏 all 👏 costs! 👏
"Said 'thank you' to a cash machine with a queue of people behind me."
“Trenta, no foam, five shot, half-caff., no foam, pumpkin spice latte, with no foam at 210-degrees.”
Lolz for dayz.
The end of cracked screens!!!
A Starbucks on a bike?!
"My life was saved twice, eight years apart, by a simple pale blue cotton bath towel."