My cat loves belly rubs…

Don’t feel bad, I’m a chef, that picture to they say is cilantro is curly leaf parsley

To the first person who responded to my post… fuck you. You know nothing about me, so you can go straight to hell with your sarcastic bullshit

For real though… it does happen both ways, just ask any single dad. Shouldn’t be called “mansplaining” should just be called “‘splaining”

In fairness*

I fairness, alot of Americans do mispronounce their last names… so I could see that one, if say you had a French last name and the guy was French

For real though, can we talk about how teddy ruxpin’s eyes would roll into the neck of his head and his mouth would twitch demonicaly if you hit play without a tape?

#7 was a very tasteful presentation, I saw nothing wrong with it

Mythbusters tested it, the board couldn’t adequately support 2 average adults. There was room, but not enough buoyancy. They both would have died.

Jesus, the respondents are all a bit touchy

Yessir, all day every day

Then you sir, never worked in a steak house. I promise, every single one of these is industry standard, accept for that “stage” bullshit

Man, I discovered orgasms way early, I was probably 8, and found myself really drawn to this scene in a movie where a girl was tied up, gagged and tickled on her bare feet. It was very instinctive, and there ya go. Needless to say i knew I liked feet and ropes way before I understood what it meant. And truth or dare growing up wound up being pretty fun.

Oh, and one of the best vineyards in the northeast is 8 miles outside of town. Just sayin’

If you’re going to add a Connecticut town, it should probably be Stonington seaport. It’s a classic new England whailing port, narrow streets lined with small shops, awesome waterfront, and they still dock large sailing ships there, so the view probably looks alot like it did a couple hundred years ago

One I’m surprised I haven’t seen. Making perfect rice in large batches without having to measure anything:
Cook up whatever veggies you want in your rice, then put them and the rice in an appropriate sized pan. Add various flavorful liquids as desired until the liquid level comes up to the first knuckle on your index finger if it’s placed so the tip is touching the very top of the rice. Cover with foil, and toss it in an oven for 45 minutes at 350, or half hour convection oven. Prefect rice, no measuring required

Do that at an actual steak house, they’ll fire you then beat you out back behind the dumpster

#5 is only 10 nuggets, they counted the front nugget twice, it’s cut in half.

Fuck you too

Bullshit fucking article by a bullshit fucking writer. It’s not funny, and it’s not cool. This is exactly why so many people have trouble finding the motivation to lose weight and be healthy, because assholes like you make fun of them. Fuck you

This whole article is based on the false premise that the “friendzone” refers to someone who wants to sleep with their friend but can’t… what a very narrow view that degrades people who find themselves with very real feelings for a person who does not return them. Here’s your PSA, that sucks worse than anything you can imagine, so fuck you and your bullshit hookup definition

Hey, soda flavored chapstick is a great idea.

The people in this post are monsters, there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t season their food before they cook it

Season in layers… LAYERS! ever wonder why food tastes so much better in a nice restaraunt? We season in layers. Season every item at every stage of preperation.

Hey, chocolate covered potato chips are fucking awesome, so you can just drop that right off your list

Red velvet cake was originally sweetened with BEET JUICE…. That’s why it’s red. And real red velvet is still sweetened with beet juice

Do not condemn those accused until guilt has been proven…

Here’s my issue, same issue I’ve always had. To call it feminism smacks of a misguided human attempt to place oneself in a group that can claim superiority over another. And therein lies the problem. Equality is the word you’re looking for folks. The very nature of this post seeks to place feminists above their “lesser educated” and “not so open minded” male peers… if you beleive in equality for all races and genders, then just call it that. You’d never see anyone call themselves a “homosexualist” or a “transgenderist” or even a “blackist” or a “hispanicist” so why do.you subjugate yourselves into a titled group? It’s called EQUAL RIGHTS ACTIVISTS, period, end of sentence. No grpups, no titles, no labels that seek to set us apart. And that’s my issue

It’s a pack of dogs, not a kennel of dogs buzzfeed author.

I’ll take the bet he wrote it on the cake himself, the sticker not being broken doesn’t prove anything. And what’s more, HOLY SHIT let’s blow this so far out of proportion it becomes a national crisis. Even if the employee did do it, it’s a bad joke, insensitive sure, but its not the worst prank anyone’s ever played on a customer

Conservative Republicans are ruining America

Okay, fallenking, I held my tongue in the last Trump story comment stack, but not this time. You go straight to hell sir, and take your pathetic excuse for a human being with you

Trump is an egomaniacal, narcissistic, racist, sexist, sociopathic neo nazi. DUMP TRUMP, for the sake of our future

No, no silly home cooks. Pro tip, put eggs in cold water, bring to boil. Once boiling, turn off heat and let eggs sit for 15 minutes, then cool. Anything else overcooks them and causes the dreaded green yolk. Been doing it in restaurants for years