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27 Tweets That Are So Good They Reached 20,000 Retweets Almost Instantly

They're really good.

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A DOG SHOULD BE ABLE TO PURSUE WHATEVER CAREER IT DAMN WELL WANTS.

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[blind date] HER: I'm a ghost writer ME {trying not to look too scared}: When did you die?

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today i learned a really important life lesson

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Waitress says "Say when" when grating my cheese. I never say when. The room fills with parmesan. There are no survivors.

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Kids who flipped their eyelids back in elementary school are seriel killers today

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My apartment's ginkgo tree realized it was November and panicked.

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it's NOVEMBER? what's next, DECEMBER? fuck this shit

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Why my little sister choose to be the chicken from Moana instead of just being Moana 😐😂❤️

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me after i cut my bangs at 3am during a mental breakdown

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My boy put hand sanitizer on his desk and tried to cook spam in his dorm

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Engineers are the dudes who run the train right? I feel like too many people are majoring in engineering. There's not even that many trains.

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i’m just trying to look at my phone bill and Jessica thinks i’m gassing her up

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I told my friend who is living in Japan now to send me the handsomest man of Japan and she didn't let me down

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My 5 year-old son said "if a Happy Meal is for kids, then grown-ups must eat Sad Meals" and it was the most real thing I've ever heard.

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might go jail so i can focus on gym properly

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it's annoying when people hate me for no reason bc there's so many good reasons to hate me just like pick one

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julius caesar (dying after being stabbed 23 times): please…name a salad after me

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Oh my gosh we really don’t deserve my mom. All she wanted to do was spell out love in our family pictures. She had… https://t.co/o1nW6jD25q

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college squirrels are so different than normal squirrels

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friend: can i ask for ur advice on something me (have never made a decision that didn't fuck me over for months afterward): yes absolutely

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